Capitol Watch to The Mile Marker....

Blue Moon and zoom.....

The Stony Bee-hive trick didn't work in the previous article... and that'a a fact.

Good MMMMOrning sports fans...

Another day at the races for the traveling boat show of hands for ...

yes you guessed it...

How to mess up the sign stealing aparatus of any and all out of towners who come to mess with Seattle Downers...

You'll be the Sports Authoritas on bad business luncheons designed to

inter-fearon lipsync with the very latest fashion when...

Good Physical Graffitti comes up and 86's you from the dark side of the moon.

So all you gamers out there in sports alley's everywhere make sure there are no paint bombs in the hole... (and aint't that a good one charlie chaplin?).

Here's my Loss Leader for the upcoming Sport's season call signs on the mounds...

DJ slick knots of the apple dumpling gang with the candle tracks in the eye of the gutter backs....

will be the sexy fly coming at you from chicago spines in the french quarter lines.....

and oh yas....

dj dizzy g and the busy bees with the mumble z'sss...

is wishing you a lonesome honespun with little red riding goods....

Anticipating opening seasonings with the pie brigade on Quests best....

Willie be none other than the big bat man himself....?

Number 44 and your man around the slam

Mr.Love-in-the-glove his self!

That be the right and left hand of the doe-see doh! yo! ....

....and you know the crown Jason gaurds the ground!

....and speaking in on the slide inside should knee mr.miss good luck herself...

little bliss no chatter box here....
go-away if you can't play steer ... please!

Bringing in the stage review for the pool room cue will be none other than....

Ol' revernd Gus...
and his room full of fist.

If you want a fight... don't ask me to interpret cause I have I rule when I am the fan in the land...

I don't bet on,
i don't gamble on, sports, lest yer eyes beat the name!

So that means you can coke and choke if you want to...

butt,.... you'll never get them out on a pop-up with a coffee crush in your thrush.

Professional Confessional 101:

Geoff Baker your all wet.

The AL East and the Al Central are in cahoots with the shoots and we all know it's true.

Jerry Brewer....

Yule never make it through the Al wild card cause your visa is based somewhere in Shag-high.

Steve Kelly,

Watch out and don't sing drunk at the open-mic after midnight.

Bill Reader,

Check your braille. There's something out of tune on Mars jilted.

Larry Stone,

Basically you'l have to beat Jen Graves at hide and seek with NO., No., No., and yet again....Know.

That's my Stranger than Dick- son prognostication for the next 15 Superbowl batters up in the morning underpants dance.

Good Luck professionals...

It's no joke,

I shall be watching your every gambling move on the stock market exchange with my new brigade of crime fighters...

Miss Smarty Pants and
The 96 hi-shy knees.....

with super-villans and the invisible line sighters.

hunka-hunka-hunkalove and the thankyouverymuches.

Confirmed.

Poe, I'd love to cause you to dampen those...

All well and good for you to sport these, but I do not subscribe to such pedestrian tastes. I wear a Rudy Gernreich "Pubikini" when I wear anything at all, um, "down there."

Christ, that about does it for me for Sunday, and it's only 3:18pm. Time to cue up the new Portishead and lay low...

It willl be a thriller -- a real, old-fashioned Puget Sound 10-round. I'll whoop his ass, and then it will be mine.