Slog - Comments on Norwescon Sunday: Report One http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one Why, yes, that is a blow-up alien with a mouth-hole for fucking, thanks for asking! I overheard someone talking about the parties here at Norwescon. He was explaining that he doesn't party all year and so this is his time to cut loose. I think that's a pretty common thing: I was in the bar yesterday and someone lit somebody else's hair on fire. Like, for a joke. And it worked: Everyone laughed. The poor waitress had to come over and spray Febreze to try to cover up the perm smell. I went to the I.B.T. party last night--I.B.T.... Copyright 2008 Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:31:38 -0800 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:30:03 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by seifer "some sort of alcoholic grape drink" -- isn't that typically referred to as "wine"?

]]> seifer http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977066 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977066 At Large Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:37:19 -0800 Comment by COMTE Could also have been a "spodie" or "purple Jesus".

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977079 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977079 At Large Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:04:02 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball This conference has slowly, but steadily, through the course of these posts gone from delightfully absurd to threateningly bizarre.

I'm afraid now.

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977094 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977094 At Large Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:12:24 -0800 Comment by ahava I agree with @3. At first I was reading about a gathering of a cross-section of the quirky and silly, but has since degraded into some serious maladjusts behaving badly. Lighting someone's hair on fire for fun? Who does that?

]]> ahava http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977108 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977108 At Large Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:28:55 -0800 Comment by w7ngman #4, indoors no less. I would have hurled. Burning hair smells *sooo* bad.

]]> w7ngman http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977111 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977111 At Large Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:58:11 -0800 Comment by JenK JTC @3 - I am dazzled by the brilliance of your comment.

I was at that same con (thurs-2pmish) and had fun, but I was a different fun. No hair on fire (though there was some singing about hair on fire by A Little Knight Music...)

]]> JenK http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977137 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977137 At Large Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:00:13 -0800 Comment by juggernaut i want to know it is a man or woman? i saw this funny and interesting news and the pic on intimatemingle.com which is a dating site for interracial singles.

]]> juggernaut http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977143 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977143 At Large Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:55:24 -0800 Comment by wf slave auctions. how sensitive.

]]> wf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977144 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977144 At Large Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:01:39 -0800 Comment by Icarus It's pretty fucking weak when this is the best thing anyone can post in FIFTY FUCKING HOURS. You idiots are so lame I can't stand it anymore. Eat shit and die, and your stupid monkey-ass server that times out 3 out of every 4 times too.

]]> Icarus http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977147 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977147 At Large Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:19:15 -0800 Comment by COMTE Awww, guess Icarus is going to have to find a new group of social malcontents with which to attempt to ingratiate himself.

Hey Icarus, I hear the folks over at Live Journal Seattle are looking for new meat, you should totally check them out.

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977148 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977148 At Large Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:26:22 -0800 Comment by Fnarf "Lighting someone's hair on fire for fun? Who does that?"

What other reasons can you think of?

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977152 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977152 At Large Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:43:52 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage Slog is slow on weekends, Icarus. Because... it's the weekend. There are, however, other blogs out there, to say nothing of other entertainment options available to you. Like... pushing back from the computer and leaving the house every once in a while.

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977158 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977158 At Large Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:51:34 -0800 Comment by catnextdoor It's so appropriate that I'm going to Roswell tomorrow.

]]> catnextdoor http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977194 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977194 At Large Sun, 23 Mar 2008 22:35:38 -0800 Comment by erostratus WHERE is the picture of the HOT MORMON BOY? Without it, this post is a failure.

]]> erostratus http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977220 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977220 At Large Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:06:43 -0800 Comment by linus god dammit i was to busy takeing care of this stupid bitch who partys one night and is bed-ridden all weekend to go to this, spastic,delusional socialy maladjusted...sound like my people

and for the record i actually find the smell of burning hair somewhat pleasent, especially burning cum crusted pubic hair

]]> linus http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977412 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/norwescon_sunday_report_one#c977412 At Large Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:30:03 -0800