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Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.

Posted by Notecarder | March 27, 2008 12:35 PM

my god ...

Posted by justino | March 27, 2008 12:35 PM

Unfuckingbelievable. What a talent...

Tits! When am I gonna get tits?

Posted by Spoogie | March 27, 2008 12:46 PM

Great, but can she crush beer cans with 'em?

Posted by COMTE | March 27, 2008 12:51 PM

I hope she isn't somebody's mother.

Posted by Cole | March 27, 2008 1:05 PM

Comte: yes. Yes, she can. Seven of them. And much more thoroughly than in your vid. Watch it.

Posted by Fnarf | March 27, 2008 1:29 PM

Fnarf - you got something cookin' for April 26?

Posted by KELLY O | March 27, 2008 2:08 PM

No, Kelly, I think I shot my wad last year. Unless you want to watch me type really fast.

Posted by Fnarf | March 27, 2008 2:20 PM

She's holding up that bowling ball and keg with that nasty flabby belly.

Posted by Miss Pussy Dunkin Hines | March 27, 2008 3:38 PM

Wow! I AM impressed! She can come over and crush my recycling any time!

Posted by COMTE | March 27, 2008 3:59 PM

I kind of love her too...

Posted by j4zz3rgrl | March 27, 2008 4:02 PM

It might have been impressive if:

1) She didn't have to take a few swats at the beer cans.
2) She actually "picked up" the bowling ball or keg with her boob. She used her hands to pick them up.
3) That keg obviously didn't weigh 40 pounds. 40 pound kegs don't bounce like that when you drop them from such a short distance.

I can lift a bowling ball with my appendage, as long as the holes are big enough. Wanna see?

I didn't think so.

Posted by Wolf | March 27, 2008 4:20 PM

I bet they'd make her remove her nipple rings at the airport...
and, @ Miss Pussy, her belly isn't haul around those giants all day...

Posted by Joy | March 27, 2008 9:34 PM

That looks just like my first wife! I met her at Jonesey's. Now the only thing she picks up is the child support checks for our six kids! Now where are my sweatpants and my leather jacket??

Posted by Doug Hale | March 28, 2008 9:25 AM

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