http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIkHLO93lCA

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.

my god ...

Unfuckingbelievable. What a talent...

Tits! When am I gonna get tits?

Great, but can she crush beer cans with 'em?

I hope she isn't somebody's mother.

Comte: yes. Yes, she can. Seven of them. And much more thoroughly than in your vid. Watch it.

Fnarf - you got something cookin' for April 26?

No, Kelly, I think I shot my wad last year. Unless you want to watch me type really fast.

She's holding up that bowling ball and keg with that nasty flabby belly.

Wow! I AM impressed! She can come over and crush my recycling any time!

I kind of love her too...

It might have been impressive if:

1) She didn't have to take a few swats at the beer cans.
2) She actually "picked up" the bowling ball or keg with her boob. She used her hands to pick them up.
3) That keg obviously didn't weigh 40 pounds. 40 pound kegs don't bounce like that when you drop them from such a short distance.

I can lift a bowling ball with my appendage, as long as the holes are big enough. Wanna see?

I didn't think so.

I bet they'd make her remove her nipple rings at the airport...
and, @ Miss Pussy, her belly isn't flabby...you haul around those giants all day...

That looks just like my first wife! I met her at Jonesey's. Now the only thing she picks up is the child support checks for our six kids! Now where are my sweatpants and my leather jacket??