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Friday, March 14, 2008

Just Someone Else’s Sentimentality

posted by on March 14 at 7:16 AM

Down in my basement is stored a small yet cherished sports card collection left over from my childhood. This was my favorite:

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In the late-70s Ralph Kiner said, “Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the rest by Garry Maddox.” When I was 11 years old, I wanted to look like Garry Maddox, instead I looked like this:

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In the mid-’70s, Topps Chewing Gum humanized NFL players by including personal trivia along with seasons played, yards gained, touchdowns scored, etc, on the back of their football cards. In the days before multi-million dollar salaries some of these factoids were pretty mundane: “Joe sells insurance in the off-season,” “Bill lives on a ranch in Montana.” But none in my collection is less remarkable than New York Jets cornerback Ed Taylor’s:

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1

I remember one card that said "Jeff is an all-American boy" in the trivia section.

Posted by tsm | March 14, 2008 7:43 AM
2

that is some facial hair. On Garry, of course...

Posted by Mike in MO | March 14, 2008 7:47 AM
3

I have that garry maddux card as well, it is crazy seeing that first thing out of a nyquill coma.

Posted by wisepunk | March 14, 2008 7:54 AM
4

I love this post. But then again I'm nostalgically sentimental. Sentimentally nostalgic?

Posted by Michigan Matt (soon to be Baltimatt) | March 14, 2008 8:17 AM
5

I think Garry Maddox is going to be hard to top for Freaky Friday, and it's not even nine.

Posted by Fnarf | March 14, 2008 8:45 AM
6

ugh, the breeder boys and their hero athletes - sublimated jock strap desires

as towel boy I do remember every detail of several years, yum

and the locker room odor, minute by minute, from stale to showers of hot water, soap, and pissing

gaze at your cards and yearn

Posted by John | March 14, 2008 8:54 AM
7

Ed Taylor was a pot head.

Posted by elrider | March 14, 2008 9:04 AM
8

Look What It Did To Watt!
"Speakin As A Child Of The Seventies..."

Posted by lar | March 14, 2008 9:53 AM
9

The kids of today should defend themselves...

Posted by jbal | March 14, 2008 10:11 AM
10

My prized posession is a Roberto Clemente card that I lifted from my uncle while he was passed out on our couch.

As a Phillies lunatic, I gotta say,that Maddox card brings it back.

Posted by SeMe | March 14, 2008 10:35 AM
11

I think you were kinda cute there, Dougie!

Posted by Justy | March 14, 2008 4:29 PM

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