Slog: News & Arts

RSS icon Comments on Just Let the Terrorists Try to Steal Our Dreams!


God, you Americans are so gullible.

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 27, 2008 5:24 PM

What if the terrorists cut off the power? How would the night light work?!

Posted by David E. | March 27, 2008 5:28 PM

Wow... a double wide coffin. (I knew this day would come.)

Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me | March 27, 2008 5:32 PM

I know, let's buy one for Fnarf, since he's so worried about terrorists attacking anything taller than 6 stories ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 27, 2008 5:59 PM

No. 3 got to it before me.

Just nail the thing shut, toss some dirt over it, and you've got a bomb shelter, too.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 27, 2008 5:59 PM

I'd pay for the thing jsut for a toilet in the bed. Thats pretty fucking awesome for early morning urination.

Posted by giffy | March 27, 2008 6:06 PM

I want to make sweet, sweet love in that thing.

Posted by JC | March 27, 2008 6:10 PM

what the fuck? Did the person who wrote this patent repeatedly watch the episodes of South Park where the terrorists take over Imagination Land until he/she became obsessed with the idea to come up with this???

Posted by apres_moi | March 27, 2008 6:43 PM

Weren't these already installed in Pioneer Square?

Posted by Mahtli69 | March 27, 2008 8:45 PM


Back in the day, our grandparents (well, those that lived in rural areas anyway) used to call it "a chamber pot".

Or you can just use the "trucker's friend".

Posted by COMTE | March 28, 2008 12:29 AM

@10 - used to? in some places they still exist.

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 28, 2008 8:46 AM

Comments Closed

In order to combat spam, we are no longer accepting comments on this post (or any post more than 45 days old).