Comments on Just Let the Terrorists Try to Steal Our Dreams!

God, you Americans are so gullible.

What if the terrorists cut off the power? How would the night light work?!

Wow... a double wide coffin. (I knew this day would come.)

I know, let's buy one for Fnarf, since he's so worried about terrorists attacking anything taller than 6 stories ...

No. 3 got to it before me.

Just nail the thing shut, toss some dirt over it, and you've got a bomb shelter, too.

I'd pay for the thing jsut for a toilet in the bed. Thats pretty fucking awesome for early morning urination.

I want to make sweet, sweet love in that thing.

what the fuck? Did the person who wrote this patent repeatedly watch the episodes of South Park where the terrorists take over Imagination Land until he/she became obsessed with the idea to come up with this???

Weren't these already installed in Pioneer Square?

@6:

Back in the day, our grandparents (well, those that lived in rural areas anyway) used to call it "a chamber pot".

Or you can just use the "trucker's friend".

@10 - used to? in some places they still exist.