Slog - Comments on Just Let the Terrorists Try to Steal Our Dreams! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our Via Warren Ellis: The Quantum Sleeper, The world's first terrorist-proof bed! It's bulletproof, comes with a rebreather and toilet system, and is perfect for sleeping off biological warfare. It's apparently not available yet, but they estimate that it'll cost about $135,000. Says the website: It can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods. The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, “ ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE”. With this unit you don't have to run to a "Safe Room", you're already in it. I was thinking... Copyright 2008 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:19:51 -0800 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:46:49 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Will in Seattle God, you Americans are so gullible.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983709 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983709 ??!! Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:24:30 -0800 Comment by David E. What if the terrorists cut off the power? How would the night light work?!

]]> David E. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983719 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983719 ??!! Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:28:37 -0800 Comment by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me Wow... a double wide coffin. (I knew this day would come.)

]]> You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983726 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983726 ??!! Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:32:19 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle I know, let's buy one for Fnarf, since he's so worried about terrorists attacking anything taller than 6 stories ...

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983774 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983774 ??!! Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:59:18 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV No. 3 got to it before me.

Just nail the thing shut, toss some dirt over it, and you've got a bomb shelter, too.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983775 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983775 ??!! Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:59:21 -0800 Comment by giffy I'd pay for the thing jsut for a toilet in the bed. Thats pretty fucking awesome for early morning urination.

]]> giffy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983783 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983783 ??!! Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:06:33 -0800 Comment by JC I want to make sweet, sweet love in that thing.

]]> JC http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983789 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983789 ??!! Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:10:47 -0800 Comment by apres_moi what the fuck? Did the person who wrote this patent repeatedly watch the episodes of South Park where the terrorists take over Imagination Land until he/she became obsessed with the idea to come up with this???

]]> apres_moi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983817 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983817 ??!! Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:43:52 -0800 Comment by Mahtli69 Weren't these already installed in Pioneer Square?

]]> Mahtli69 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983877 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983877 ??!! Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:45:30 -0800 Comment by COMTE @6:

Back in the day, our grandparents (well, those that lived in rural areas anyway) used to call it "a chamber pot".

Or you can just use the "trucker's friend".

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983934 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c983934 ??!! Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:29:32 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle @10 - used to? in some places they still exist.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c984015 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/just_let_the_terrorists_try_to_steal_our#c984015 ??!! Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:46:49 -0800