??!! Just Let the Terrorists Try to Steal Our Dreams!
posted by March 27 at 17:19 PMon
Via Warren Ellis: The Quantum Sleeper, The world’s first terrorist-proof bed! It’s bulletproof, comes with a rebreather and toilet system, and is perfect for sleeping off biological warfare. It’s apparently not available yet, but they estimate that it’ll cost about $135,000. Says the website:
It can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.
The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, “ ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE”.
With this unit you don’t have to run to a “Safe Room”, you’re already in it.
I was thinking that this might be a hoax, and I guess it might still be, but here’s the Google Patent Page.