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I, uh, . . . don't care.

Posted by Ziggity | March 26, 2008 9:58 AM

Nobody talks that way about Maria Menounos! She's a class-act fox!
I demand justice!

Posted by Skip | March 26, 2008 10:09 AM

I really hoped he would have been turned into some big fat guys "bitch boi". Damn damn damn.....

Posted by Andrew | March 26, 2008 10:10 AM


Posted by Mr. Poe | March 26, 2008 10:10 AM

Rosa Parks? Nelson Mandela? Martin Luther King? Jesus? You aint black mufucka!

Posted by lar | March 26, 2008 10:15 AM

To be fair, I would totally show Dr. King my boobz.

Posted by Lindy | March 26, 2008 10:15 AM

Right. Other convicts are low class and dumb.

Posted by keshmeshi | March 26, 2008 10:19 AM

Someone needs to start a charity called "" for his next stint in jail.

I'd donate $10.

Posted by dude | March 26, 2008 10:25 AM

Wow. That guy must have the biggest balls in the world, to compare himself to Rosa Parks, Nelson Mandella, MLK, and Jesus Christ, all in one breath, while also calling someone a fucking stupid whore and threatening to punch them. Clearly he has never heard of irony.

Posted by Reverse Polarity | March 26, 2008 10:28 AM

i wish i'd thought of 'girls gone wild' first.

i'd have paid my taxes.

Posted by max solomon | March 26, 2008 10:48 AM


Posted by flamingbanjo | March 26, 2008 10:54 AM

Rosa Parks was so all about underage porn and punching women in the face.

Posted by tsm | March 26, 2008 11:58 AM

If only his fellow inmates could have read that interview while he was still on the inside. That woulda ROCKED!

Posted by monkey | March 26, 2008 12:09 PM

mr. schmader, please check your email! and yes joe francis is the dictionary definition of "douchebag".

Posted by scary tyler moore | March 26, 2008 12:26 PM

I don't know, guys. What if he IS Jesus? I propose nailing him to a cross to find out. Well, OK, crosses are hard to come by; the side of a house then.

Posted by Fnarf | March 26, 2008 1:25 PM

And, just to join in, I would also totally show Lindy's boobz to Dr. King.

Posted by pgreyy | March 26, 2008 4:09 PM

Another contender for the title of World's Most Pathetic Waste of Human Life.

Posted by resident_alien | March 27, 2008 8:55 AM

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