I am feeling so much luff in my heart for this thing!
Ugh. Thank God you've aged.
I know the goal is to look as young as possible, but this is a bit much...
and everyone knows you don't like the bears.
So who is cuter Dan or Jesus?
It just makes me want to pinch your cheeks Dan!
Another sleepless night ahead for Bill Donahue.
Is that Colin Farrell as Jesus?
AHHHHH!!! Eyes burning!!! I hate it I hate it I HATE it!!!
Oh, how I'd love to be his youth pastor!
Is that Baby Dan's left leg or is Jesus just happy to see him?
Dan, Slog is no place for your sexual fantasies.
Is there some sort of fetish site for Savior Armpit Fuckers?
Every gay deserves a Jesus.
And why does Jesus have his hand up Dan's ass? That is so wrong.
Jesus looks like he's thinking, "mmmm, tasty!!"
Dan really looks great with long hair and a beard. but wait who's baby are you holding? I thought you were holding the baby Jesus until I remembered that Jesus is black!
@4, this Jeebus is no bear. At most he can be considered a Holy Otter ("Christ, that's smooth!"). BTW, Dan, where's your halo?
That is one sweet looking Jesus! Too bad he's about as real as Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.
Christian artists painting the nativity always seemed to give baby Jesus the shrunken head of a man...so this is kinda in that tradition-if big Jesus were holding baby Jesus.
That Jesus has his head positioned so it looks like he's checking out your groin and not smiling at your face. This is one of the creepiest pictures I've ever seen.
Why are you smiling, Dan? HE HAS A MOUSTACHE!!!
Good point @14, it looks like Dan is just a hand puppet for Jesus.
Dan looks so serene - it must be a BEFORE photo - i.e. before the botched circumcision.
I had a dream once where Jesus had a guitar and played the solo from Pink Floyd's "Time." It was one of the most religious experiences of my life.
Too funny, this picture made me pee, just a little....
Ahh! The white guy Jesus.
Jesus can do anything it is so amazing. But I did not know he miniaturized people. Probably for his mianature farm. Or maybe because Heaven is getting full and they need the room. Or maybe he as a thing for kids.
The Bob Ross background is Sooooo! Purdy!
@17: Really? I pictured Jesus as a feisty badger.
AHHHHHHHH! Dan don't scare me like that!! just to scary, even for you! don't let mom see it!!
It is just dawning on Jesus that Dan is giving him a hand signal. What could it mean?
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