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1

I am feeling so much luff in my heart for this thing!

Posted by Fnarf | March 26, 2008 10:32 AM
2

Ugh. Thank God you've aged.

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 26, 2008 10:32 AM
3

Sweet Jesus!

Posted by Michigan Matt | March 26, 2008 10:32 AM
4

I know the goal is to look as young as possible, but this is a bit much...

and everyone knows you don't like the bears.

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | March 26, 2008 10:33 AM
5

So who is cuter Dan or Jesus?
It just makes me want to pinch your cheeks Dan!

Posted by mj | March 26, 2008 10:37 AM
6

Another sleepless night ahead for Bill Donahue.

Posted by Heather | March 26, 2008 10:37 AM
7

Is that Colin Farrell as Jesus?

Posted by Juliette | March 26, 2008 10:39 AM
8

AHHHHH!!! Eyes burning!!! I hate it I hate it I HATE it!!!

Posted by Queen_of_Sleaze | March 26, 2008 10:43 AM
9

Oh, how I'd love to be his youth pastor!

Posted by Rye | March 26, 2008 10:54 AM
10

Is that Baby Dan's left leg or is Jesus just happy to see him?

Posted by Creek | March 26, 2008 11:05 AM
11

Dan, Slog is no place for your sexual fantasies.

Posted by Giffy | March 26, 2008 11:05 AM
12

Is there some sort of fetish site for Savior Armpit Fuckers?

Posted by Mahtli69 | March 26, 2008 11:06 AM
13

Every gay deserves a Jesus.

Posted by left coast | March 26, 2008 11:08 AM
14

And why does Jesus have his hand up Dan's ass? That is so wrong.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | March 26, 2008 11:11 AM
15

Jesus looks like he's thinking, "mmmm, tasty!!"

Posted by DanFan | March 26, 2008 11:15 AM
16

Dan really looks great with long hair and a beard. but wait who's baby are you holding? I thought you were holding the baby Jesus until I remembered that Jesus is black!

Posted by nicky vee | March 26, 2008 11:23 AM
17

@4, this Jeebus is no bear. At most he can be considered a Holy Otter ("Christ, that's smooth!"). BTW, Dan, where's your halo?

Posted by Spoogie | March 26, 2008 11:24 AM
18

That is one sweet looking Jesus! Too bad he's about as real as Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.

Posted by montex | March 26, 2008 11:28 AM
19

Christian artists painting the nativity always seemed to give baby Jesus the shrunken head of a man...so this is kinda in that tradition-if big Jesus were holding baby Jesus.

Posted by Mr. Joshua | March 26, 2008 12:05 PM
20

That Jesus has his head positioned so it looks like he's checking out your groin and not smiling at your face. This is one of the creepiest pictures I've ever seen.

Posted by Gitai | March 26, 2008 12:27 PM
21

"Judas!!"

Posted by James Carville | March 26, 2008 12:44 PM
22

Why are you smiling, Dan? HE HAS A MOUSTACHE!!!

Posted by Hernandez | March 26, 2008 12:45 PM
23

Good point @14, it looks like Dan is just a hand puppet for Jesus.

Posted by left coast | March 26, 2008 12:54 PM
24

Dan looks so serene - it must be a BEFORE photo - i.e. before the botched circumcision.

Posted by RHETT ORACLE | March 26, 2008 1:58 PM
25

I had a dream once where Jesus had a guitar and played the solo from Pink Floyd's "Time." It was one of the most religious experiences of my life.

Posted by Greg | March 26, 2008 2:24 PM
26

Too funny, this picture made me pee, just a little....

Posted by MistressCorrine | March 26, 2008 2:35 PM
27

Ahh! The white guy Jesus.
Jesus can do anything it is so amazing. But I did not know he miniaturized people. Probably for his mianature farm. Or maybe because Heaven is getting full and they need the room. Or maybe he as a thing for kids.
The Bob Ross background is Sooooo! Purdy!

Posted by -B- | March 26, 2008 4:45 PM
28

Praise!

Posted by Steve | March 26, 2008 4:46 PM
29

@17: Really? I pictured Jesus as a feisty badger.

Posted by Gloria | March 26, 2008 6:22 PM
30

AHHHHHHHH! Dan don't scare me like that!! just to scary, even for you! don't let mom see it!!

Posted by Laura | March 26, 2008 7:31 PM
31

It is just dawning on Jesus that Dan is giving him a hand signal. What could it mean?

Posted by Irena | March 26, 2008 9:24 PM

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