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I had a phone call at 3:30am this weekend. It was some guy I met at Madison Pub who really really really liked me and got my phone number from someone I know....

BTW, I just hung up on him so if I ever am President, just remember that. Disaster at 3am? I just sleep right on through it. ZZZZzzzzzzzz....

Posted by Andrew | March 3, 2008 8:51 AM
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Hahahaha.

Posted by Vasya | March 3, 2008 9:22 AM
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Here`s the counter-commercial:

"The Clintons already put a Republican in the White House. Up for another?"

Posted by Grant Cogswell | March 3, 2008 9:25 AM
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So why exactly does Hillary think that after 7 straight years of scaremongering, that it'll work for her?

It all goes to show that a vote for Hillary is a vote for More Of The Same Old Bull Shit.

Posted by K | March 3, 2008 10:12 AM
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It's 3 AM. Somewhere in America, a baby girl is sleeping, and the ghost of second wave feminism is creeping into her room, seeking to possess the poor little baby child and turn her into the next Germaine Greer. Only Hillary Clinton, who has already seriously fucked over the antiwar movement, can stop this terrible, terrible thing from happening.

Vote for Hillary, and she will CRUSH the lingering remnants of second wave feminism once and for all--and she'll do it for the children!

Posted by Jeff Stevens | March 3, 2008 10:14 AM
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It's 8:32 am in America. Somewhere a supposed charity is phoning a medical genetics researcher who works on cardiac and neurologic issues to bug him about giving money to their cause, meaning he spends 5 minutes less actually researching the data to help them.

When you're called by some charity to donate money of which only 1 percent reaches the recipient, ask yourself: "Who do I want to block that call and investigate those 'charities'?" - and remember that the GOP likes those things.

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 3, 2008 11:40 AM
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Okay, just one more of these, with Matchbox 20's song 3AM playing in the background, and then we can file this under NoLongerFunny with "I'm fucking [whoever]"

Posted by Chris in Tampa | March 4, 2008 2:18 AM

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