I read it as "Man Shitting Through Hole Kills Wife." Sometimes dyslexia really is fun!
Neighbor Mark Lassince said he believed it was a tragic accident.
"Bad things happen to good people,” Lassince said.
Unfortunately, the bad thing for this woman was the dumbass husband she married.
Hey, I've done that. Just not intentionally.
I could have blown a hole in it all on my own!
this is a sad story. now if he had killed himself, this would've been a darwin award story instead.
Nail guns are guaranteed by the Second Amendment.
You'll pry my automatic nail gun from my cold dead hands!
i liked this one:
"Hillary Clinton's only '20 times better' than a hotdog?"
Ah, Slog. Where the headline of the day is from 3 days ago.
Yes. A much better headline than
Man kills wife by shooting hole in wall for TV cables in Deepwater
I used to share a house with one of my (quite possibly psychotic) brothers. He slept with a .44 Magnum under his pillow. He had a bad dream one night, and blew a hole the size of my head in the wall. I moved out the following week.
Thank god no pit bulls were harmed.
@5: Mountebank! Here's how you do it...
I'll tell you what shoots through a wall...an enormous penis!!!
The emos and goths were unscathed, too.
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