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he's cute in a dufus way. I still think the MMA fighter is fucking hot.

Posted by apres_moi | March 13, 2008 4:57 PM
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This is cute and everything, but I have to think if a straight guy posted a picture of some Canadian female athlete or actress and then said "and here's a picture of her sucking my dick" people would tear him a new one. But maybe that's just me. Carry on...

Posted by Hmm | March 13, 2008 5:03 PM
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Well, you could just put up a pic of your dick.

Posted by Fitz | March 13, 2008 5:06 PM
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I'm way better looking than that.

Posted by don't break the oath | March 13, 2008 5:15 PM
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Stranger staffers can not talk about there dick or vagina's without posting a picture of the object being talked about!!

He is okay, I'd let him fuck me depending on how hung he is.

Posted by Andrew | March 13, 2008 5:15 PM
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EWW! Come on man, what about Olympic diver Alexandre Despatie? At least Alex has a discernible neck.

Posted by Jake | March 13, 2008 5:26 PM
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Mmm, looking at Vermette's photo you can just smell that sweaty, fungal funk that hockey players always have.

Posted by Bub | March 13, 2008 5:26 PM
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really? that's hot?

i'll never understand the gays.

Posted by max solomon | March 13, 2008 5:28 PM
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yeah, the diver was definitely cuter, tho i'm usually a sucker for a shirtless hockey player. i'm still at work so i haven't had the chance to search for evidence of the much-heralded "enormous package" lurking beneath his speedos....6pm can't come soon enough!!!

Posted by exiledInLA | March 13, 2008 5:40 PM
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Kinda looks like Ashton Kutchner, who Dan gets hot and bothered over.

Posted by Samson | March 13, 2008 5:42 PM
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Really, Dan? Ew. He's creepy. I wouldn't trust him with your dick; he might bite it off. I'm just sayin'...

Posted by DanFan | March 13, 2008 5:44 PM
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@2 wins.

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 13, 2008 5:45 PM
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@ # 2 - So true. And yet Mr. Savage makes it all seem so... tasteful! Perhaps it's the inflection; "...and here's a picture of him sucking my dick" spoken in a tartly effeminate male voice, ala Will and Grace's Jack, seems harmless enough, but intoned with the girthy, sordid baritone of a, shall we say, collegiate hockey player... SWOON! Don't really know what I was going for there, just got a little red in the head. BTW, only one side of his face looks like Ashton.

Posted by Brendan T. | March 13, 2008 5:50 PM
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He won't be so pretty after a puck takes out a few teeth.

Posted by SeattleBrad | March 13, 2008 6:04 PM
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I have to go with #6, Alexandre Despatie is quite superb.

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=91636&rendTypeId=4

Posted by yucca flower | March 13, 2008 6:05 PM
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Are you going to tell us why you asked, Dan?

Posted by idaho | March 13, 2008 6:33 PM
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Ummmm. He's hot if you put a bag over his head.

Joking. I'm joking.

Posted by Michigan Matt (soon to be Baltimatt) | March 13, 2008 6:48 PM
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9 - i'm looking at that bulge right now. from this angle, it looks like it's all balls.

Posted by brandon | March 13, 2008 6:54 PM
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But he's a drooler (evidence in third picture)! Good thing you didn't have to ruin a pillowcase to find that one out. ;)

Posted by Ginger Twinkle | March 13, 2008 7:12 PM
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Icing on the cake: Monsieur Vermette scored the third goal tonight as the Ottawa Senators shut out the Montreal Canadiens 3-0, in Montreal. Go Sens!

Posted by saxfanatic | March 13, 2008 7:48 PM
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Funny, he doesn't look much like Claire Danes.

Posted by rexmundane | March 13, 2008 8:00 PM
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Maybe the "no teeth" thing is what has Dan's motor running, eh?

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | March 13, 2008 8:04 PM
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He looks kind of ... simple. Is that hot?

Posted by Becca | March 13, 2008 9:13 PM
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He may not be French, but the hottest Canadian for sure is Chris Beckford-Tseu. We are sure glad to have him back in Anchorage. Yum!

Posted by anchortown | March 13, 2008 9:59 PM
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wtf--the man doesn't have shoulders

Posted by anon | March 13, 2008 11:15 PM
26

Looks like Ashton Kutcher with a cup.

Posted by marcus | March 14, 2008 6:44 AM
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Why is his head so tiny? It looks no wider than his neck.

Posted by giantladysquirrels | March 14, 2008 8:13 AM
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#23 Becca .... simple describes you if you would not fuck him dry ... say 6 times the first night

lust honey, just good old true lust

course the next day after Dan does him

Posted by Karla | March 14, 2008 9:16 AM
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He's like an Ashton Kutchar with BALLS...

Posted by michael strangeways | March 14, 2008 9:25 AM
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I thought he looked like a cross between Ashton Kutcher and Donny Osmond. Neither of whom does it for me.

#1, glad to see the GSP appreciation is still high.

Posted by LeslieC | March 14, 2008 10:16 AM
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It's a shame about all the equipment, because professional hockey players are about the buffest athletes around - most of them strip like Cassius Clay. And BTW I agree with Hmmm.

Posted by VanNat | March 14, 2008 10:41 AM
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I think some of the appeal of hockey players, aside from the obvious, is their sport's blend of finesse and grace with brute strength and violence. Makes you wonder if they bring that to the bedroom as well ;)

As as for Hmmm's comments, as a female, I think it's GREAT for a straight man to be the object of that blunt laydreaming/fantasizing/crudeness. :D In the interests of fair and balanced and all. Let the oglers also be ogled!

Posted by Kaija | March 14, 2008 12:35 PM
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HOCKEY RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by hockey rules | March 14, 2008 6:40 PM
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I would have thought you'd have an interest in Éric Lapointe, a Québec rock singer. He's awfully hot in that broody kind of way, and even has a song about buttsex being great called "Tendre Fesse"

Posted by Tiki | March 16, 2008 12:33 PM
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I would have thought you'd have an interest in Éric Lapointe, a Québec rock singer. He's awfully hot in that broody kind of way, and even has a song about buttsex being great called "Tendre Fesse"

Posted by Tiki | March 16, 2008 12:33 PM

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