Housekeeping Good Morning, Slog Readers
posted by on March 14 at 8:04 AM
Many thanks to Ms. Horn and The Stranger for picking me to guest Slog. I’m as excited as a fat kid early for an ice-cream party. Also, I’d like to thank to Ms. Horn for making posting firefighter-proof.
Firefighter-proof: adjective 1. Impossible to use incorrectly: Hey Six Shooter, use the stairs. That elevator isn’t firefighter-proof. 2. Hard to break: Sorry about your high-dollar camera, Chief. I thought it was firefighter-proof.
I’ve surveyed friends, coworkers, and family members for Slog ideas. Most of them are useless. I’m pretty much unqualified to write about anything else, so let’s all hope a building catches fire or some other tragedy happens.
bwahahaha. Wonderful link/punchline, sir. Good to have you here.
You could take a que from Mr Poe and share with us what your seminal fluids look like this morning.
On second thought, please don't.
There's something titillating about that website.
Anyone know a cure for eyebrow twitching? It started yesterday and I can't make it stop no matter how much tequila I drink.
Please remember that it is Mrs. Horn, as she pointed out to me, after several of us wrote things we shouldn't have written about a married woman.
Hey, if I was married I wouldn't want scumbags like me writing about my wife in baby oil lesbian wrestling matches. Let's keep it real, AKH is off limits!
But you know she'd look nice in baby oil ...
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