Slog - Comments on Funky Fresh http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh If you happen to watch Funky Forest: The First Contact this weekend at the Grand Illusion, you will not miss this face: Her name is Mariko Takahashi. You will not miss her. She is the Funky Forest.... Copyright 2008 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:23:32 -0800 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:03:07 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by STJA You know, I know Savage also uses his soapbox on SLOG to publish folks he's got the hots for, but he doesn't pretend to disguise it.

It's sorta creepy the way you do it.

]]> STJA http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975536 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975536 Film Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:44:05 -0800 Comment by COMTE When you say it Chaz, "Funky Forest" comes out sounding, well, kind of dirty, like maybe she's got some sort of yeast infection or something.

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975557 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975557 Film Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:00:15 -0800 Comment by Trevor Funky Forest is so amazing, definitely worth seeing. I think. The excerpts on Wholphin # 3 are mind-blowingly weird, totally surreal.

]]> Trevor http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975559 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975559 Film Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:00:47 -0800 Comment by onion thanks STJA. you beat me to it.
caw caw.

]]> onion http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975659 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975659 Film Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:26:39 -0800 Comment by erin somebody.stop.mudede.

i can't stand it anymore!

]]> erin http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975705 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975705 Film Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:09:22 -0800 Comment by Sachi Wilson If I didn't think that Charles was yanking our chain(s), I'd join the recommendations that someone yank his.

]]> Sachi Wilson http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975716 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975716 Film Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:17:14 -0800 Comment by hmm That's by far the shortest piece of Mudede writing that ever made me throw up in my mouth.

]]> hmm http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975839 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975839 Film Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:51:29 -0800 Comment by papa CM, your writing is as awkward and nervous as a stalker. your posts on slog are the most unwelcome and mentally distracting bumps on an otherwise smooth and occasionally witty trail. reading slog is like hanging out with a bunch of funny and thought provoking friends, and then you show up talking about something so aggressively off subject that it makes everyone want to politely leave. do you even eat with the rest of the staff or are you brown bagging it in the corner of the office? and dude! I'M a horny black man too! but you make me ashamed to be one! stop thinking like a 14 year old white trench coat mafia geek with something to prove. your voice is not as crucial as you have convinced yourself it is. do the dignified thing and walk away before you do yourself and what little reputation you have left any further harm. just some friendly advice.

]]> papa http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975862 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975862 Film Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:20:39 -0800 Comment by papa although..i did read your piece on vampire weekend, and it couldnt have been more spot-on.

just put a reign on your free association. not literally everything that crosses your mind has to be put down on record! why dont you know this by now?

]]> papa http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975865 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975865 Film Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:33:16 -0800 Comment by charles mudede i wish i was the horny type. i know horny people, and they are so restless, so hungry, so active in the world. they are alive in the rudest sense. i, on the other hand, love looking at lovely things. it's not a matter of satisfaction or action but of seeing. for me, seeing is believing.

]]> charles mudede http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975902 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c975902 Film Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:22:04 -0800 Comment by Gurldoggie Why Mariko Takahashi is rightfully mine:

Why I was just nine years old I came across a book of wood prints by Hokusai, and was very impressed with the beauty of his prints. I started a lifelong study of both block printing and perfectly shaped Japanese faces, and have an impressive collection of original Edo era prints, kibyoshi picture books, and manga. Ms. Takahashi would be a perfect addition to my collection. I would wrap her in plastic and preserve her in a toxin-free and insect-proof case, ensuring that her considerable beauty could be seen and appreciated by admirers for years, if not centuries, to come. Although I may also take her down from her shelf, from time-to-time, to play with her.

That's exactly 116 words. Do I win?

]]> Gurldoggie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c976011 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c976011 Film Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:57:45 -0800 Comment by D "bla bla bla bla bla horny bla. bla bla horny bla, bla bla bla bla restless, bla hungry, bla active bla bla bla. bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. bla, bla bla bla hand, bla bla bla lovely bla. bla bla bla bla bla satisfaction bla bla bla bla bla. bla bla, bla bla bla."

-Posted by charles mudede | March 21, 2008 7:22 AM

]]> D http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c976017 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/funky_fresh#c976017 Film Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:03:07 -0800