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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Funky Fresh

posted by on March 20 at 16:23 PM

If you happen to watch Funky Forest: The First Contact this weekend at the Grand Illusion, you will not miss this face:
6813845984.w416-h312-1.jpg Her name is Mariko Takahashi. You will not miss her. She is the Funky Forest.

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You know, I know Savage also uses his soapbox on SLOG to publish folks he's got the hots for, but he doesn't pretend to disguise it.

It's sorta creepy the way you do it.

Posted by STJA | March 20, 2008 4:44 PM
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When you say it Chaz, "Funky Forest" comes out sounding, well, kind of dirty, like maybe she's got some sort of yeast infection or something.

Posted by COMTE | March 20, 2008 5:00 PM
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Funky Forest is so amazing, definitely worth seeing. I think. The excerpts on Wholphin # 3 are mind-blowingly weird, totally surreal.

Posted by Trevor | March 20, 2008 5:00 PM
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thanks STJA. you beat me to it.
caw caw.

Posted by onion | March 20, 2008 6:26 PM
5

somebody.stop.mudede.

i can't stand it anymore!

Posted by erin | March 20, 2008 7:09 PM
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If I didn't think that Charles was yanking our chain(s), I'd join the recommendations that someone yank his.

Posted by Sachi Wilson | March 20, 2008 7:17 PM
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That's by far the shortest piece of Mudede writing that ever made me throw up in my mouth.

Posted by hmm | March 20, 2008 10:51 PM
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CM, your writing is as awkward and nervous as a stalker. your posts on slog are the most unwelcome and mentally distracting bumps on an otherwise smooth and occasionally witty trail. reading slog is like hanging out with a bunch of funny and thought provoking friends, and then you show up talking about something so aggressively off subject that it makes everyone want to politely leave. do you even eat with the rest of the staff or are you brown bagging it in the corner of the office? and dude! I'M a horny black man too! but you make me ashamed to be one! stop thinking like a 14 year old white trench coat mafia geek with something to prove. your voice is not as crucial as you have convinced yourself it is. do the dignified thing and walk away before you do yourself and what little reputation you have left any further harm. just some friendly advice.

Posted by papa | March 21, 2008 12:20 AM
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although..i did read your piece on vampire weekend, and it couldnt have been more spot-on.

just put a reign on your free association. not literally everything that crosses your mind has to be put down on record! why dont you know this by now?

Posted by papa | March 21, 2008 12:33 AM
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i wish i was the horny type. i know horny people, and they are so restless, so hungry, so active in the world. they are alive in the rudest sense. i, on the other hand, love looking at lovely things. it's not a matter of satisfaction or action but of seeing. for me, seeing is believing.

Posted by charles mudede | March 21, 2008 7:22 AM
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Why Mariko Takahashi is rightfully mine:

Why I was just nine years old I came across a book of wood prints by Hokusai, and was very impressed with the beauty of his prints. I started a lifelong study of both block printing and perfectly shaped Japanese faces, and have an impressive collection of original Edo era prints, kibyoshi picture books, and manga. Ms. Takahashi would be a perfect addition to my collection. I would wrap her in plastic and preserve her in a toxin-free and insect-proof case, ensuring that her considerable beauty could be seen and appreciated by admirers for years, if not centuries, to come. Although I may also take her down from her shelf, from time-to-time, to play with her.

That's exactly 116 words. Do I win?

Posted by Gurldoggie | March 21, 2008 9:57 AM
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"bla bla bla bla bla horny bla. bla bla horny bla, bla bla bla bla restless, bla hungry, bla active bla bla bla. bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. bla, bla bla bla hand, bla bla bla lovely bla. bla bla bla bla bla satisfaction bla bla bla bla bla. bla bla, bla bla bla."

-Posted by charles mudede | March 21, 2008 7:22 AM

Posted by D | March 21, 2008 10:03 AM

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