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Friday, March 14, 2008

Don’t Be So Quick to Blame the Pigs, Yo!

posted by on March 14 at 13:10 PM

Daily Camera—whatever the fuck that site is— is filling us in on some interesting High School shit that happens to be boring. Check it:

Boulder police spokeswoman Sarah Huntley said Thursday that 10 Fairview students, all boys, have been ticketed on suspicion of public brawling. Police think they were part of a club of friends that regularly met near the South Boulder Recreation Center for public “street fighting.”

“Apparently, they were gathering in the field after school hours … where they were engaging in fights,” Huntley said. “They see this as sort of a recreational, spectator-type sport where they just wanted to go out and fight.”

Huntley said police started receiving calls about the fights in February but were never able to catch anyone in the act—until a female Fairview teacher broke up one of the fights March 6, which resulted in two teens being ticketed.

Obviously, the pigs didn’t care enough to deal with this “problem” until the female strolled by.

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Fuckin’ bitch.

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1

I guess I respect your decision to edit/censor me. It kind of adds to the point of the post, too!

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 14, 2008 1:15 PM
2

Waste of space. Next. Try harder.

Posted by Alice | March 14, 2008 1:17 PM
3

Really, try harder.

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 14, 2008 1:27 PM
4

This post made more sense in the original Klingon.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 14, 2008 1:42 PM
5

I've been seeing the preview for Never Back Down about every 10 minutes on Comedy Central.

Teen street fighting has never looked cooler.

Posted by monkey | March 14, 2008 1:50 PM
6

Obvs they've never heard of Fight Club.

Catch up, people.

(Poe, I think you've got a cool photo collection, but you're reaching for an excuse to post this one.)

Posted by Reverse Polarity | March 14, 2008 1:56 PM
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@6

No shit. I'm out of ideas. Shoot me.

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 14, 2008 2:00 PM
8

from a tv comercial: men want to have fun and women want to take their fun into the woods and shoot it.

Posted by frede | March 14, 2008 2:24 PM
9

I like it. Kudos!

Posted by Rotten666 | March 14, 2008 2:25 PM
10

This post is fucking awesome. Why is everybody but me a fuckhead? Oh well, more for me to enjoy, I guess, when everybody else goes off to stupidland to spend their time on their stupid dumb crap and they leave me all alone to have as much as I want of the awesomeness.

Posted by elenchos | March 14, 2008 6:05 PM

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