??!! Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Knight
posted by March 31 at 11:48 AMon
Someone in England who identifies as a Jedi Knight was giving a television interview when a man dressed as Darth Vader assaulted him.
Jedi Master Jonba Hehol - known to family and friends as Barney Jones, 36, of Holyhead - was giving a TV interview in his back garden for a documentary when a man, dressed in a black bin-bag and wearing Darth Vader’s trademark shiny black helmet, leapt over his garden fence.
Wielding a metal crutch - his lightsaber presumably being in for repairs - the Sith Lord proceeded to lay about his opponent, whose Jedi powers proved inadequate for the task of defending himself.
This is one of my favorite news stories of all time. The photo accompanying the piece is priceless, too. Hopefully, within a week, it will be my favorite YouTube video of all time, too.