Slog - Comments on Crime in the age of Myspace

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:27:50 -0800

I bet she uses the pussy hot sauce. People who kvetch about how awesome hot sauce is usually own a cooter mouth.

"I loooove Sriracha!"

Comment by FooFootheSnoo

FooFootheSnoo — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:29:44 -0800

Charles,

Thanks for breaking out the Wittgenstein at 10:04 A.M. It's good to know I'm not the only one.

But stick with the Germans, Charles. I sometimes wonder if you haven't gotten a lot of your interpretation of the German philosophers through the French. The French tend to make a trifle of what in German was heavy and bitter. Why bother, then? When everything is reduced to the aesthetic, the uniformity is a kind of nothingness. And not in the sense of absence.

Comment by infrequent

infrequent — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:45:03 -0800

this story is so going to blow up.

Comment by Bob Dylan

Bob Dylan — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:45:51 -0800

"What lonely old men lack in their absence of the female essence is inevitably the existential quintessence of the scent of a woman."

I think Foucault said that.

"I'll let you be in my wet dream if I can be in yours."

I said that.

Comment by seriously.

seriously. — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:48:46 -0800

Don't stick your dick in crazy, men.

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:43:29 -0800

"Cooter mouth"?

Comment by mattymatt

mattymatt — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:46:43 -0800

The insinuation that some crazy lady's crime is somehow correlated to serving our country is even more offensive and idiotic than this so-called "Mudede" person's usual posts.

Comment by Ries Niemi

Ries Niemi — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:53:47 -0800

I think I have finally figured it out- Charles wants to be Edna Buchanan when he grows up.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:13:01 -0800

Yes, Fnarf. Cooter mouth.

Comment by charles mudede

charles mudede — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:34:12 -0800

a marxist edna buchanan.

Comment by J.R.

J.R. — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:22:59 -0800

Maybe that decision to join the Army wasn't such a good one after all.

Comment by wow

wow — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:07:25 -0800

Stay away from fucked up emo cholas is the lesson.

Comment by onion

onion — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:45:32 -0800

Hey STRANGER EDITOR!
Mudede CREEPS OUT some of your readers.
His posts always contain...some kind of theme about the attractiveness of women.
I don't know why it is so creepy, but it IS. Please make him stop.
It's how consistently he does this that makes it creepy.

Comment by Hernandez

Hernandez — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:54:59 -0800

@13 - Charles is a horndog, nothing wrong with that.

Sometimes it even helps; thanks to Charles, I'm not longer afraid to admit that given the chance I'd fuck Amanda Knox - I'd screw her freakin' brains out. (Thanks, Chas. Now I KNOW I'm a freak.)

Comment by Greg

Greg — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:40:53 -0800

How come all the local female murderers gotta be so hot? I saw her picture in the paper, with the glasses, and I was like, damn. I wish she hadn't just killed two people and kidnapped their baby.

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:10:23 -0800

I DO love Sriracha.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:02:50 -0800

Sriracha on your steak with some wine?

We are enemies.

Comment by J.R.

J.R. — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:02:49 -0800

@13: Charles creeps out all your readers.