News Crime in the age of Myspace
posted by on March 6 at 10:14 AM
The look of death:
Words from her Myspace site:
daVi—————-(da-“V”) SHORT FOR MY LAST NAME DAVILA…..I’m A SoldIer* I’m always listening to music* i like ballet *i like any type of fruit juice* I like fishing* I like to run* I have a punk/fucked up emo/chola’ wardrobe* i like earth/dirt* I enjoy planting gardens* I like gorgeous snakes* I like fencing(fighting kind)* I crave my mans voice, hug, and kiss* I like organizing things* I enjoy the road* I like cooking* I’m addicted to hot sauce* having a project makes me happy* I love adventures/missions* i like various blacks, greys, reds, or bronzZzy colors* I’m a fan of beautiful style* joining the army has been one of my best choices ever* I love meeting new friends*
What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence.
I bet she uses the pussy hot sauce. People who kvetch about how awesome hot sauce is usually own a cooter mouth.
"I loooove Sriracha!"
Charles,
Thanks for breaking out the Wittgenstein at 10:04 A.M. It's good to know I'm not the only one.
But stick with the Germans, Charles. I sometimes wonder if you haven't gotten a lot of your interpretation of the German philosophers through the French. The French tend to make a trifle of what in German was heavy and bitter. Why bother, then? When everything is reduced to the aesthetic, the uniformity is a kind of nothingness. And not in the sense of absence.
this story is so going to blow up.
"What lonely old men lack in their absence of the female essence is inevitably the existential quintessence of the scent of a woman."
I think Foucault said that.
"I'll let you be in my wet dream if I can be in yours."
I said that.
Don't stick your dick in crazy, men.
"Cooter mouth"?
The insinuation that some crazy lady's crime is somehow correlated to serving our country is even more offensive and idiotic than this so-called "Mudede" person's usual posts.
I think I have finally figured it out- Charles wants to be Edna Buchanan when he grows up.
Yes, Fnarf. Cooter mouth.
a marxist edna buchanan.
Maybe that decision to join the Army wasn't such a good one after all.
Stay away from fucked up emo cholas is the lesson.
Hey STRANGER EDITOR!
Mudede CREEPS OUT some of your readers.
His posts always contain...some kind of theme about the attractiveness of women.
I don't know why it is so creepy, but it IS. Please make him stop.
It's how consistently he does this that makes it creepy.
@13 - Charles is a horndog, nothing wrong with that.
Sometimes it even helps; thanks to Charles, I'm not longer afraid to admit that given the chance I'd fuck Amanda Knox - I'd screw her freakin' brains out. (Thanks, Chas. Now I KNOW I'm a freak.)
How come all the local female murderers gotta be so hot? I saw her picture in the paper, with the glasses, and I was like, damn. I wish she hadn't just killed two people and kidnapped their baby.
I DO love Sriracha.
Sriracha on your steak with some wine?
We are enemies.
@13: Charles creeps out all your readers.
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