Politics Clinton Is Broccoli
posted by on March 14 at 12:52 PM
A guy I play poker with mentioned an article in Slate comparing Barack Obama to Bugs Bunny and Hillary Clinton to Daffy Duck.
The comparison game is almost as much fun as Who Would Win in a Fight? So far, I’ve come up with three examples:
Hillary Clinton is Paul McCartney. Barack Obama is John Lennon.
Clinton is Broccoli. Obama is Kale.
Obama is Eugene Debs. Clinton is Jimmy Hoffa.
(For the record, a miniature elephant would totally win in a fight with genetically modified Super-dog.)
My favorite that I heard a while back was 'Obama is a Mac and Hillary is a PC".
Obama is good and Clinton is bad.
Hillary is mom jeans, Barack Obama is your new bicycle
Obama is a birth and Clinton is an abortion.
Clinton is a Monster, Obama is a thinner, mellifluously-voiced Monster.
Clinton is a triscuit, Obama is a carr's table water cracker.
Obama is Poly Styrene. Clinton is Billy Idol.
Compare the relative flattery of the photos for my respective implicit value judgements, gender irony included.
barack is columbian marching powder
hillary is biker crank
Obama is Dan Savage.
Hillary is Frank Blethen.
Holy shit #7, that kinda nails it in a weird way. Now if I vote for Obama and his presidency goes all REGGAE on us, I'm gonna be fucking PISSED!
obama is chocolate milk, clinton is rich chocolate ovaltine.
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