Slog - Comments on Chris Crocker Blinks http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks Chris Crocker does... Chris Crocker says... "The point of this video is to show that all I have to do is blink to get the video views I do." 800K views and counting—and what the fuck happened to Crocker's lips? Wait, don't answer that. Via Gawker.... Copyright 2008 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:19:07 -0800 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:22:01 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by DW My Virginity

Hometown: My penis

Age: 27

Died: My birthday, 2008, in my bedroom in my mom's house.

Unit: not applicable

Incident: My virginity was on night patrol inside my pants having set up a perimeter of anime cartoons on VHS tape around the virginal region. I had the biggest boner ever, as usual, ha ha! My mom's friend the divorced manicurist found me and used an improvised alcohol device nearly overwhelm my virginity, until her morale suddenly broke and she ran from the room in tears. My wounded virginity was rushed to Donnie Marburg's house, where after several hours of intense debate it was determined that the combination of ejaculation and momentary but definite contact with some part of a (presumably) female genital organ had been fatal, and my virginity was pronounced dead.

]]> DW http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974647 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974647 Homo Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:34:37 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave the humorous thing is that 800k views and what does he actually have to show for it? Eli's mouth firmly planted on his unmentionables?

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974657 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974657 Homo Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:58:45 -0800 Comment by Jay Chris Crocker sucks figurative cock.

]]> Jay http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974690 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974690 Homo Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:42:59 -0800 Comment by tsm This is the least annoying Chris Crocker video yet. I encourage him to keep all his videos no longer than this one.

]]> tsm http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974691 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974691 Homo Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:44:04 -0800 Comment by Barnes Chris is very pretty - god what a hit in the Seattle fag bars he would be

Cum visit, Chris, it seems Dan would steer you around town

NOT as protector

]]> Barnes http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974700 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974700 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:19:43 -0800 Comment by reverend dr dj riz well.. if i ever see him at any bar i'm in i WILL slap him sillier..

]]> reverend dr dj riz http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974708 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974708 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:35:04 -0800 Comment by godsactionfigure Oh shit!

Gay icon vs. gay icon!

I would pay to see that.

]]> godsactionfigure http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974719 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974719 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:32:02 -0800 Comment by Dave I find it hilarious how some people don't understand his marketing technique.

It seems to scare a lot of people.. but he thrives because he's hated, and might I add that it isn't as though he woke up one morning and was a hit. He's been working at his craft for years now. I remember his first set of videos being huge viral hits.

Who knows if the media will ever accuratley portray him, but thankfully I believe he has a sense of humor about the chaos surrounding his name.

]]> Dave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974730 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974730 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:36:52 -0800 Comment by Chris who? Who is this person and why do I care?

]]> Chris who? http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974734 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974734 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:55:28 -0800 Comment by Ziggity I thought we were over this bullshit.

]]> Ziggity http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974741 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974741 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:09:59 -0800 Comment by Arthus Chris Crocker is destined to be one of the most famous persons of this era. It is only beginning.

At this point his fame is just a tease.

He projects in video like a nova, he will be cast in a movie and become a super star. Just not quite yet.

Get ready. His Kama is that of an ancient person, his rewards in this life are just ahead.

He will help make Obama the President.

I am not a fan of any sort. I monitor creative energies.

]]> Arthus http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974744 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974744 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:17:24 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Sometimes I really, really think I'm going to do something prison-worthy one day.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974748 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974748 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:45:02 -0800 Comment by thewholezoo he would make a surprisingly attractive woman.

]]> thewholezoo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974756 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974756 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:08:08 -0800 Comment by Ariel I wish I were as pretty as Chris Crocker. Gawd.

]]> Ariel http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974758 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974758 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:13:53 -0800 Comment by BINESAH #12 Mr. Pooe

Getting paid to do old guys? Possible offense called simple prostitution.

Not prison, though - county slammer.

]]> BINESAH http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974759 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974759 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:17:21 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV I'm not going to add to his page views.

Please feel free to describe it in a tediously detailed manner, though.

If you wish.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974767 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974767 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:40:53 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave I bet more people hate him than like him, which is why his markeability is the fail..

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974774 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974774 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:47:59 -0800 Comment by Resident Skeptic I dunno - since I really don't care that much, I haven't really explored it - but has anybody floated the theory that this entire thing is some sort of elaborate joke/performance art thing to begin with? Or is there bonafide proof that this person is "real"?

]]> Resident Skeptic http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974786 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974786 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:08:19 -0800 Comment by It's Mark Mitchell Chris Crocker? I thought it was Joan Van Ark...

]]> It's Mark Mitchell http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974820 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974820 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:52:48 -0800 Comment by Freddy Real - small town - lives with mom

]]> Freddy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974899 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c974899 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:50:57 -0800 Comment by Jo I saw this earlier in the post about two YouTube videos and thought "A million people watched some somewhat-pretty chick who kind of looks like Chris Crocker blink?"

]]> Jo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c975147 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c975147 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:19:19 -0800 Comment by Wolf Is that REALLY a physically-male person? It looks more like a bad try at a new Barbie Ugly Kingdom Princess doll.

Yikes.

What exactly is this "chris crocker"'s claim to fame? Betty's illegitimate "lil muffin?"

]]> Wolf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c975527 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c975527 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:40:34 -0800 Comment by Resident Skeptic @20 - Really? Been to the town? Met his mom? Please tell us more. Sounds like you have the scoop.

]]> Resident Skeptic http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c975724 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/chris_crocker_blinks#c975724 Homo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:22:01 -0800