Slog - Comments on Cheese Is Risen http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen Jesus appears to a Texas youth minister in the form of a... a Cheeto. The video is here. Via dlisted.... Copyright 2008 Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:15:05 -0800 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 23:23:39 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball If the flesh of Christ tasted this good when I was a child, I might never have given up communion.

Also good to know the body of Christ has 0% trans-fats. That Jesus is always thinking about the welfare of others...

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977062 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977062 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:27:16 -0800 Comment by misrule muhammad. jesus. muhammad. jesus. *smack*

cheeto.

]]> misrule http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977063 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977063 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:28:37 -0800 Comment by kinaidos Looks sort of like Bach playing the organ naked to me (with his lower legs obscure by the organ bench). I can't say I find that particularly inspirational, even as an organist.

]]> kinaidos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977064 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977064 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:31:48 -0800 Comment by Heather Frito-Lay should come out with a line of snacks that resemble deities and saints. How about Guadalupe Chips?

]]> Heather http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977068 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977068 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:41:18 -0800 Comment by Slog entertainment value 5 Chief Petty Officer Nathan H. Hardy

Hometown: Durham, New Hampshire, U.S.

Age: 29 years old

Died: February 4, 2008 in Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Unit: Navy, East Coast-based SEAL team

Incident: Killed by small arms fire during combat operations.

]]> Slog entertainment value 5 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977070 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977070 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:50:54 -0800 Comment by mj That was always the goal of Jesus. He came, he died, he rose just to come back again as a Cheeto. This is why I became a Christian and why I am addicted to Cheeto's.
Are those the Cheeto's with chili because they are much better with chili.


]]> mj http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977071 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977071 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:51:02 -0800 Comment by Smug slogger Sgt. James E. Craig

Hometown: Hollywood, South Carolina, U.S.

Age: 26 years old

Died: January 28, 2008 in Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Unit: Army, 1st Battalion, 8th Infantry Regiment, 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 4th Infantry Division, Fort Carson, Colo.

Incident: Killed when his unit encountered a makeshift bomb during convoy operations in Mosul.

]]> Smug slogger http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977072 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977072 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:52:20 -0800 Comment by Natalie Dude, that's not Jesus. It's George C. Scott as a fetus.

]]> Natalie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977073 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977073 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:56:52 -0800 Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty No, it's the Star Child from 2001. Quick, somebody get it over to Norwescon. (Gee, do you think this could have something to do with Arthur C. Clarke dying?)

]]> Fifty-Two-Eighty http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977078 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977078 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:02:20 -0800 Comment by COMTE Naw, it's really Joseph Merrick, AKA "The Elephant Man".

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977081 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977081 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:07:01 -0800 Comment by JTContinental 17 years of religious education, and no one mentioned that Jesus looked like a partially formed fetus covered in orange dust.

]]> JTContinental http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977082 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977082 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:17:54 -0800 Comment by squishhead JT Continental wins this one! Brilliant comment JT. Just the right amout of postmodern snark with a little traditional irony. Very well done.

Check this out from Dan, the master of snark.

But wait! Taking out Saddam means dropping bombs, and dropping bombs only creates more terrorists!

That's the lefty argument du jour, and a lot of squish-brains are falling for it, but it's not an argument that the historical record supports. The United States dropped a hell of a lot of bombs on Serbia, Panama, Grenada, Vietnam, Germany, Japan, and Italy. If dropping bombs creates terrorists, where are all the German terrorists? Or the Italian terrorists? Or the Vietnamese terrorists?

]]> squishhead http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977084 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977084 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:23:35 -0800 Comment by katie @12 eat your heart out Bill Kristol.

]]> katie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977086 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977086 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:25:05 -0800 Comment by Tiffany Looks to me like the Toxic Avenger has risen.

]]> Tiffany http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977087 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977087 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:36:39 -0800 Comment by Sargon Bighorn Over weight youth paster eats crap food and sees Jesus. "They" hate us for good reason.

]]> Sargon Bighorn http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977092 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977092 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:07:24 -0800 Comment by RainMan And behold, on the night He was betrayed, the Lord took the Cheetos and gave them to His disciples saying, "This is my body, given to you..."

]]> RainMan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977093 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977093 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:07:55 -0800 Comment by Sassmarm I love licking Jesus off my fingers afterwards.

]]> Sassmarm http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977096 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977096 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:20:49 -0800 Comment by HL Looks like an aborted fetus after a trip through the deep fryer. Yum!

]]> HL http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977099 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977099 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:49:32 -0800 Comment by douglas you guys, seriously, it's a hippopotamus. you just have to rotate your head...a little...and sort of squint...yeah, there it is...jesus my ass.

]]> douglas http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977101 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977101 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:55:05 -0800 Comment by Jay It looks more like Che Guevara.

]]> Jay http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977102 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977102 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:55:59 -0800 Comment by Jay Of course, is there really a difference at this point?

]]> Jay http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977104 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977104 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:03:06 -0800 Comment by w7ngman I don't see it.

]]> w7ngman http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977107 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977107 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:27:34 -0800 Comment by Ignatz It's Britney's clit. And she wants it back. Now, bitch.

]]> Ignatz http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977123 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977123 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 15:57:51 -0800 Comment by jeff i heard this is Britney's new god on intimatemingle.com which is a dating site for interracial singles. maybe that's right.

]]> jeff http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977142 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977142 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:52:17 -0800 Comment by COMTE Squishhead,

When the U.S. resorts to Dresden-style "scortched earth" carpet bombing, believe me, there won't be more than a handful of "terrorists" (or native insurgents, depending on your POV) left.

Of course, there won't be many civilians left either, but if that's what floats your boat...

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977149 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977149 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:31:01 -0800 Comment by bjank notice the lack of uniform orange that ALL cheetos have. looks like some of the flock have been lickin the Savior. or maybe that cheeto has godawful psoriasis...

]]> bjank http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977150 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977150 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:38:54 -0800 Comment by Dolphin lmao..

It reminds me of a stormtrooper. Jesus? Not so much.

]]> Dolphin http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977153 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977153 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:08:13 -0800 Comment by Ivan Cockrum It's refreshing to hear from some religious folks with a sense of humor, who understand that they can draw a visual association without actually finding some holy message from God in it.

]]> Ivan Cockrum http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977171 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977171 Religion Sun, 23 Mar 2008 21:07:40 -0800 Comment by SDizzle Is it just me or does Jesus seem to have taken the form of a dog... or maybe a sheep?

]]> SDizzle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977221 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977221 Religion Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:06:50 -0800 Comment by sorryroger My, Jesus! What big feet you have!

]]> sorryroger http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977225 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977225 Religion Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:31:06 -0800 Comment by Michael C'mon, it looks like Jebedihah springfield

]]> Michael http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977226 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977226 Religion Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:32:21 -0800 Comment by GS How do they know it's not really Jesus himself?

]]> GS http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977249 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977249 Religion Mon, 24 Mar 2008 09:36:02 -0800 Comment by inkweary Moses handed down God's law against graven images but should have included a rider for fried and baked images as well.

]]> inkweary http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977361 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977361 Religion Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:40:58 -0800 Comment by Raphael I always thought Jesus looked like a Cheeto. Sounds wierd that they see it the other way 'round.

]]> Raphael http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977921 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/cheese_is_risen#c977921 Religion Mon, 24 Mar 2008 23:23:39 -0800