If the flesh of Christ tasted this good when I was a child, I might never have given up communion.

Also good to know the body of Christ has 0% trans-fats. That Jesus is always thinking about the welfare of others...

muhammad. jesus. muhammad. jesus. *smack*

cheeto.

Looks sort of like Bach playing the organ naked to me (with his lower legs obscure by the organ bench). I can't say I find that particularly inspirational, even as an organist.

Frito-Lay should come out with a line of snacks that resemble deities and saints. How about Guadalupe Chips?

Chief Petty Officer Nathan H. Hardy

Hometown: Durham, New Hampshire, U.S.

Age: 29 years old

Died: February 4, 2008 in Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Unit: Navy, East Coast-based SEAL team

Incident: Killed by small arms fire during combat operations.

That was always the goal of Jesus. He came, he died, he rose just to come back again as a Cheeto. This is why I became a Christian and why I am addicted to Cheeto's.
Are those the Cheeto's with chili because they are much better with chili.

Sgt. James E. Craig

Hometown: Hollywood, South Carolina, U.S.

Age: 26 years old

Died: January 28, 2008 in Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Unit: Army, 1st Battalion, 8th Infantry Regiment, 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 4th Infantry Division, Fort Carson, Colo.

Incident: Killed when his unit encountered a makeshift bomb during convoy operations in Mosul.

Dude, that's not Jesus. It's George C. Scott as a fetus.

No, it's the Star Child from 2001. Quick, somebody get it over to Norwescon. (Gee, do you think this could have something to do with Arthur C. Clarke dying?)

Naw, it's really Joseph Merrick, AKA "The Elephant Man".

17 years of religious education, and no one mentioned that Jesus looked like a partially formed fetus covered in orange dust.

JT Continental wins this one! Brilliant comment JT. Just the right amout of postmodern snark with a little traditional irony. Very well done.

Check this out from Dan, the master of snark.

But wait! Taking out Saddam means dropping bombs, and dropping bombs only creates more terrorists!

That's the lefty argument du jour, and a lot of squish-brains are falling for it, but it's not an argument that the historical record supports. The United States dropped a hell of a lot of bombs on Serbia, Panama, Grenada, Vietnam, Germany, Japan, and Italy. If dropping bombs creates terrorists, where are all the German terrorists? Or the Italian terrorists? Or the Vietnamese terrorists?

@12 eat your heart out Bill Kristol.

Looks to me like the Toxic Avenger has risen.

Over weight youth paster eats crap food and sees Jesus. "They" hate us for good reason.

And behold, on the night He was betrayed, the Lord took the Cheetos and gave them to His disciples saying, "This is my body, given to you..."

I love licking Jesus off my fingers afterwards.

Looks like an aborted fetus after a trip through the deep fryer. Yum!

you guys, seriously, it's a hippopotamus. you just have to rotate your head...a little...and sort of squint...yeah, there it is...jesus my ass.

It looks more like Che Guevara.

Of course, is there really a difference at this point?

I don't see it.

It's Britney's clit. And she wants it back. Now, bitch.

i heard this is Britney's new god on intimatemingle.com which is a dating site for interracial singles. maybe that's right.

Squishhead,

When the U.S. resorts to Dresden-style "scortched earth" carpet bombing, believe me, there won't be more than a handful of "terrorists" (or native insurgents, depending on your POV) left.

Of course, there won't be many civilians left either, but if that's what floats your boat...

notice the lack of uniform orange that ALL cheetos have. looks like some of the flock have been lickin the Savior. or maybe that cheeto has godawful psoriasis...

lmao..

It reminds me of a stormtrooper. Jesus? Not so much.

It's refreshing to hear from some religious folks with a sense of humor, who understand that they can draw a visual association without actually finding some holy message from God in it.

Is it just me or does Jesus seem to have taken the form of a dog... or maybe a sheep?

My, Jesus! What big feet you have!

C'mon, it looks like Jebedihah springfield

How do they know it's not really Jesus himself?

Moses handed down God's law against graven images but should have included a rider for fried and baked images as well.

I always thought Jesus looked like a Cheeto. Sounds wierd that they see it the other way 'round.