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Oh God, that's just wrong.

Posted by Medicine Man | March 26, 2008 3:44 PM

some people need to work so their minds stay occupied.

Posted by max solomon | March 26, 2008 3:46 PM


Posted by Mr. Poe | March 26, 2008 3:47 PM

Why do I get the feeling that cat people would enjoy this or otherwise find it cute?

Remember to spay or neuter your cat person.

Posted by Jason Petersen | March 26, 2008 3:48 PM

We had that at a friend's birthday party several years ago, though I think ours used something other than tootsie rolls. It was delicious.

Posted by NaFun | March 26, 2008 3:48 PM

Why do you hate us so?

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 26, 2008 3:51 PM

i've always said, "why bake a cake facsimile when you can have the real thing for free?"

Posted by Bellevue Ave | March 26, 2008 3:53 PM

I've had this at a work pitch-in. Disturbing, but yeah, tasty.

Posted by Wolf | March 26, 2008 4:08 PM

Oh, come on! This is a total rip-off of Susan Mudgett's famous Deep Shit Cookies (google it), which uses a much more realistic "litter" of Grape Nuts cereal. Add a few (very few) squirts of Hershey's syrup on the scoop for extra realism. Best if the box is laid on the floor, where you can casually walk over and pick one up and eat it -- but be careful that there isn't a real cat nearby.

I made these 15 years ago, and they were a huge hit with the younger kids.

Posted by Fnarf | March 26, 2008 4:22 PM


Posted by Tlazolteotl | March 26, 2008 4:23 PM

I've got a nephew who's gonna be ready for that in about a year or two....

Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 26, 2008 4:25 PM


Maybe that's what we had, it sounds closer.

Posted by Wolf | March 26, 2008 4:33 PM

you have got to be shitting me...

Posted by thehawke | March 26, 2008 4:46 PM

Only an asshole would let their cat's litter box get that dirty before cleaning it.

Posted by keshmeshi | March 26, 2008 5:10 PM
Posted by Fnarf | March 26, 2008 5:29 PM

I think a nastier one would be "Crazy Old Woman's Cat Shit Cake" and double the tootsie rolls, mix in candy cigarettes, dribble some caramel, cherry and pineapple syrups and serve it on a dirty old Muu Muu.

Posted by Bob | March 26, 2008 5:32 PM

Save me Jeebus!

Posted by Ree | March 26, 2008 5:33 PM

Megan, my mom emailed me this link over a year ago and she's like 60. I can't believe you are just getting around to this now.

Posted by Bored4life | March 26, 2008 5:54 PM

#7, I take it that was originally re: erotic cakes?

Posted by w7ngman | March 26, 2008 7:05 PM

Problem is, it's not really a cake, it's just a big mess. For some truly mind-blowing cake-art, check these out:

Posted by Irena | March 26, 2008 7:10 PM

We don't appreciate this anti-cat humor, so we're going to ignore you for the rest of the day.

Posted by Fluffy and Mittens | March 26, 2008 7:17 PM

I almost made that for my Halloween party last year, but thought it was a little too much. I went with brains on the half skull (cream cheese sculpted skull with crab brains), witch fingers cookies (slivered almonds as fingernails), and eyeball appetizers (which flattened out and ended up looking like boobs).

Posted by Julie | March 26, 2008 7:30 PM


Posted by MarkyMark | March 27, 2008 1:08 AM

Had one of these at a friend's birthday a few years back -- gross _and_ tasty!

Posted by Michael Hanscom | March 27, 2008 8:34 AM

#4 - wrong. DO NOT WANT.

Posted by wbrproductions | March 27, 2008 8:44 AM

Looks delicious!

Posted by Kristin | March 27, 2008 11:41 AM

These are always immensely popular at cat shows and kids' birthday parties. It works best if you half-melt at least a couple of the tootsie rolls and drape them slimily over the side of the litterbox.

Posted by Geni | March 27, 2008 11:47 AM

I don't like cats and never owned one. Having said that, what is with the green splats?

Posted by Jeff | March 27, 2008 1:26 PM

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