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1

Gee, thanks ever so much for that wonderful, thoughtful, enlightening post.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | March 20, 2008 3:29 PM
2

Wha-what?

Posted by atown | March 20, 2008 3:32 PM
3

I agree.

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 20, 2008 3:34 PM
4

That's anti-American, Mr. Frizzelle.

Posted by Bub | March 20, 2008 3:38 PM
5

Hmmm... usually when you make such a strong declarative statement, you provide proof (like, say, a link to what the new 5 looks like) or maybe a brief explanation of WHY it is bullshit.

Just a thought

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | March 20, 2008 3:44 PM
6

purple is for eggplant and tinkywinky

Posted by vooodooo84 | March 20, 2008 3:45 PM
7

Why? Because it's only worth 3 Euros?

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 20, 2008 3:47 PM
8

I agree with #1 and 5, but props for not phrasing this in the form of an "open letter to the new $5 bill."

Posted by David | March 20, 2008 3:48 PM
9

Yeah, whatever.

Take them to Europe, and see how many Euros or Pounds you get for these things.

It's not bullshit, it's toilet paper.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber | March 20, 2008 3:59 PM
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Posted by Chris | March 20, 2008 4:00 PM
11

Better yet:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_five-dollar_bill

It is a little ridiculous-looking. Especially the giant purple 5 on the back.

Posted by T | March 20, 2008 4:08 PM
12

I don't understand it, either.

In every new version, Abe Lincoln gets slobbier and slobbier and slobbier.

In fact, in this latest, you'd think he didn't know how to tie a bowtie at all.

Is this some sort of anti-Lincoln conspiracy by the Bureau of Printing and Engraving?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 20, 2008 4:08 PM
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the laundry machines in my building take smart cards and the machine only takes fives. that is what is fucking lame. i can't even put like $20 on the card, i have to find a stupid 5.

Posted by um | March 20, 2008 4:08 PM
14

What's the beef?

The old bills are all the same color and all the same size so it's hard for a fully sighted person to tell how much you have and what you are tendering without looking carefully.

If you have partial sight or are blind you're just SOL.

The new bills don't go nearly far enough in making them more usable by the entire population.

Are Americans really such whiners about such a small amount of change?

No wonder Barry Obama is always going on about needing more of it.

~GC

Posted by The Gay Curmudgeon | March 20, 2008 4:10 PM
15

I think it looks great. About time they changed it. I wish they'd changed it more.

Posted by Fnarf | March 20, 2008 4:18 PM
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I say put the big purple number in ALL the corners, why should the blind have to peek around for the right corner.

Keep the portraits though, Hamilton is yummy and Lincoln, well he's the greatest president.

"You can call me Aaron Burr by the way I'm dropping Hamiltons."

Sorry, this is about the five, mea culpa.

Posted by daniel | March 20, 2008 4:19 PM
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14 has it right. What a pack of conservative whiners! No wonder America's lefties are everyone else's ultra conservatives.

Good thing the Supreme Court looks like interpreting the second amendment as an individual right. Everyone is going to need their guns for the uprising that will happen when the evil government decides to eradicate pennies.

Posted by boyd main | March 20, 2008 4:24 PM
18

Paper money is so dated. We should just replace it with a 2 Euro coin.

Posted by Morgan | March 20, 2008 4:38 PM
19

@12, i think he looks more relaxed.

Posted by infrequent | March 20, 2008 4:39 PM
20

Just wait till they roll out the Ameros.

Posted by Original Andrew | March 20, 2008 4:49 PM
21

Natos.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | March 20, 2008 4:58 PM
22

Well, maybe they'll put Washington in a turtleneck for the redesigned One, if that's what they're aiming for....

Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 20, 2008 5:27 PM
23

US money is getting gayer by the minute.

Posted by isabelita | March 20, 2008 5:53 PM
24

I kinda like it, even if counterfeiters will have the snappy new multicolored bills figured out quicker than campaign consultants learn how to game new rules...

Posted by Mr. X | March 20, 2008 7:25 PM
25

I'll give you $5 for...an enormous penis!!!

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle's Enormous Penis | March 20, 2008 9:53 PM
26

Stop being piggy @25 - you already have one. Have/are? Whatever.

Posted by subwlf | March 21, 2008 12:17 PM

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