Comments on Bottoms for Obama
wait, uh, what's the starfish about?
The starfish is hardly clever.
I'm a bottom for Hilldawg, baby. Of course if I think saying I'm a bottom for Obama will get a dick in my ass quicker, I'll do it.
Given all the whining and bitching from the Clinton side I thought the bottoms all supported Hillary?
This is shocking! Shocking I tell you!!
You're so pliable Poe.
Tops don't need no bling; theys got the real thing!
Obama is not discriminating against tops, the tops just haven't decided who they want to endorse yet. Hmmm, the concept of indecisive tops seem kind of scary.
*sigh* I'm apparently not hip enough for Obama or Slog. I don't get the starfish reference either.
Perhaps it's a sphincter.
The tops are all for Hillary, that's why there's no Obama crap for us. And since when are bottoms allowed to have an opinion?
I'm totally pliable. Somebody tell Dan Savage.
The bottom of the ocean.
A quick scan of craigslist reveals that tops are incredibly rare and increasingly elusive. Why spend money going after such a small population?
This group is needed. In my unofficial slutty research I've found that bottoms tend to be Hillary supports, but versatiles and tops Obama. I'm glad they have a group now.
I wonder what the Starfish lobby thinks of being associated with Obama?
Let's face it, there are nine bottoms to every top and Obama's masculine charms are sure to get those chocolate starfish winking!
The starfish represents a brown star.
Images from Dan Savages' glorious war on Iraq.
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So, some dipshit gets an "idea", which he quickly turns into a "website" (which isn't actually a website; there is NOTHING more annoying than "oh, check back later, we'll have stuff here, promise"), and designs a stupid, stupid logo and puts it on Cafe Press, and that taken all together is...what exactly? A joke? A statement? Slog-worthy? No.
This fool needs to have his ass kicked. Wait, does that make me a top?
Here Fanarf is a bio of a guy who died in Iraq. You know, the war in Iraq? The war your brave warrior Dan supported and enabled?Do you think this is slog worthy?
Cpl. William D. O’Brien
Hometown: Rice , Texas, U.S.
Age: 19 years old
Died: March 15, 2008 in Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Unit: Army, 1st Battalion, 28th Infantry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 1st Infantry Division, Fort Riley, Kan.
Incident: Killed by small arms fire during combat operations in Baghdad.
Sure wish DW would die in Iraq.
Hey, DW, leave the dead alone. Don't you have a puppet to man or a drum circle to join at some self-indulgent protest? This is your big day! Why waste it in front of a computer?
DW isn't doing anything to stop the war in iraq by posting on slog.
The versatile tops in my apartment are all going for Obama...
sadly he keeps getting away. [rimshot]
Heh. What Fifty-Two-Eighty said.
You are right Bellevue. DW is not doing anything to stop the war posting on SLOG. DW is simply reminding sloggers of what you support.
What are YOU doing to stop the war Bellevue? And if YOU support the war Bellevue, why aren't YOU over there fighting in it?
Staff Sgt. Collin J. Bowen
Hometown: Millersville, Maryland, U.S.
Age: 38 years old
Died: March 14, 2008 in Operation Enduring Freedom.
Unit: Army, 1st Battalion, 175th Infantry Regiment, Maryland Army National Guard, Towson, Md.
Incident: Died March 14 at Brooke Army Medical Center, San Antonio, Tex., of wounds suffered Jan. 2 in Khowst Province, Afghanistan, when his vehicle encountered a makeshift bomb.
Refer to self in third person. Check.
Always write "you" in all caps. Check.
Repeat same post day after day. Check.
Tinfoil hat.
Tinfoil hat?
Fuck! Who took my fucking tinfoil hat? You fuckers! You took my fucking hat. I mean YOU fuckers. YOU took my tinfoil hat. Fuck it.
Starfish live on the bottom of the sea, thus it is a symbol of "bottomness"
I guess a spinning top could be the symbol for "topness" not sure what symbol there would be for versitiles.
DW is Dan Savage.
But, DW, you are supporting the war, because you are fixing in people's minds the idea that opposition to the war = teh crazy.
DW is Mr. Poe. Everybody knows that. That's what makes it fun.
DW, people like you make my non support of the war seem stupid and childishly spiteful.
Bellevue-YOU make YOURSELF look childish and stupid.
See, thats the kind of spiteful and childish behavior I'm talking about. When people who support the war say that those that are against it are out of touch, they are referring to people like you, who still hang on to the decision to go to war. They point to you, who dont allow for a change in opinion on anything. You're doing a bigger disservice to anti war efforts by being a self righteous loudmouth.
DW makes me want to support the war.
Way to go, DW. You're working wonders for your cause.
Heather, the Starfish is used because of it's close visual similarity to a puckered butthole... Thus, an appropriate image for a top would be a banana.
But your theory was creative none the less.
Wow, talk about targeting your demographics. I can't wait to see the pandering to this constituency.
Poe, I'd do ya even if you do support Hilly.
Because in P-Town after an erotic afternoon at the beach, a starfish is what you pull of your back.
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