But ... American loves tittilation! So, it's bad, bad, bad when we see Janet Jackson's bube, that is to say, nipple (and metallic barnacle.)

But all of the cleaveage and push-up bra she's ever shown before or since, that's okay, all of the cleavage and jiggling and shaking about and barely-covered that Britney Spears has done in public over the years, that's okay, and Jessica Alba is a nice Latina/Catholic girl and swears she'll never do a nude scene in a movie, but she sure shakes her taut little patootie about in tiny white panties.

(I am not complaining. In fact, I wish Charles would post a picture of that to make some important point.)

So yeah, bring on the pasties. Why not? What is the next transgression? Surely we can't be running out...