His REAL name is Richard Ream? Dick Ream? That sounds like a bad porn stage name.
Wow. I'd be really embarrassed if Skeletor successfully raped me.
This post would be even better if the link went here. It's like the joke (and the alliteration) never ends!
That whole shitty band should have been arrested 20 years ago for raping our ears.
Am I supposed to know who that is?
I had to take the stage name Rikki Rocket because my real name is Dick Ream, which sounds too officious and academic for a rock and roller.
Weputed wapist, ow wascally wapscallion?
The best thing you have ever written! Funny!
Talk dirty to me.
I'm taking a rape shower right now in my mind.
Seriously though, who?
Not a clue.
The answer is implied @ 12 and 14 - Poison (drummer).
Ahh. I thought he might be a wapper.
That is a very flattering older photo. He is now bloated and sweaty, which somehow increases the has-been-slease factor
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