Comments on AIDS Tickles!
Thank god you are here.
Those first two are H-O-T. Is that bestiality, insectiality, what?
Damn. The ass on that guy with the scorpion is so fucking hot that it almost makes that whole scenario hot. Almost. It's kinda like the guys in the International Male catalogue -- some are so hot they make those bug-ugly clothes look good.
Abstinence....
Well crap, apparently I'm not the standard of human sexaulity, plus I'm likely to have harmful psychological and physical effects....
If it wasn't for drugs and alcohol...well yeah.
Ooh, that's a happy spider.
OMG. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME AT BREAKFAST?
It's like you're trying to hurt me on purpose.
Gah. My eyes.
Greatest Slog post title ever.
I so want to do her ...
Good thing I didn't log on to SLOG until 10:30 tho ...
Simultaneously creepy and glorious.
Angry Bellevue Ave comment in 4, 3, 2...
Just what the hell does "teaches the importance of attaining self-sufficiency before engaging in sexual activity" mean exactly? Does this mean that we must self-sufficiently get ourselves off before engaging in sexual activity? But then I guess masturbation is a form of sexual activity...so what kind of self-sufficiency must we attain before we can even get off? I'm so damn confused...
Dude, what part of NSFW do you not understand? If Frizzelle walks by and sees a bare-assed man fucking a scorpion on my computer screen, I'm totally fucking shitcanned. Put it under the fold, for fuck's sake!
Ok, I wasn't gonna go there, but the ass on that guy>>>>>>>DAAAYHAAMM!
I'd hit that so hard, the guy who pulled me out of it would be the rightful King of England.
My eyes... MY EYES!
12 & 13: Please decide among yourselves which of you is going to clean off the spittle your comments drove me to spray all over my computer screen.
Why does the guy fucking the scorpion have such dirty feet? On white sheets no less. Bad form.
Who cares about that guy's ass? That scorpion is hung large. Hommina hommina hommina.
I wonder how the Spider and Scorpian lobbies feel about the association between them and AIDS.
@3: Don't you find it even the slightest bit disrespectful to your boyfriend to go ga-ga over every eye candy shot?
Don;t get oral from spiders or fuck scorpions and you'll stay AIDS free. Check.
We're all thinking it: why does the Stranger staff suck so hard at leaving comments? BORING!!!
@16: Because he's getting blown by the earthworm on the side. Shhhhh!!!
Well, abstinence-only has been shown to be ineffective at preventing teen sex, but I'm sure those who advocate abstinence as a birth control method aren't all bad...
*headdesk*
@19 Just because you're chained to the porch doesn't mean you can't bark at the traffic going by. Even people in relationships can window shop. I do it, my bf does it...it's hot. Like that guy's ass.
I ditto #9
...and I mean "chained" in the hot, consensual BDSM sense, not the sociopath enslaved-against-your-will sense. Carry on.
sorry to not be a comment about an ass, but I enjoyed that the abstinence poster still had the squiggle underlines from word. Spelling and grammar check for the win!
Lucky, lucky scorpion!
Dan @3:
I've seen some of the crap in the IM catalogs, and even bought some of it. Luckily for me, I'm one of those guys who can pull it off.
Most of it is ridiculous-looking. The secret is knowing your body type and only buying things that you're 100% certain will have a cut that fits you and is flattering.
That, and being built like one of the models ;-)
Avoiding the trendy shit and only grabbing stuff that's more along the "classic style that never goes out" line is a good idea when dealing with IM too. Unfortunately, that stuff is hard to find.
frech public health people have ALL the fun
No, that's just equally creepy if not more. None of the AIDS ads are really sexy and neither is your link. They're just disturbing for the purpose of being disturbing, not to really send any kind of "message."
So on that count, they've failed. "Disturbing" without "changing behavior" is pointless.
I've got a feeling the spider/scorpion pictures launched a few thousand new fetish sites....but what would they be classified as? Furry? Bestiality? What?
Re @21: "why does the Stranger staff suck so hard at leaving comments?"
Do you realize how comically whiny you sound? Besides, Eli and Paul Constant are totally in there, and as for the rest of them -- well, wouldn't YOU take the day off?
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