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See what happens when you allow The Gay into the Scouts! It's like a gateway drug to booze and the pot!

Posted by boxofbirds | March 17, 2008 12:45 PM
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Also, sounds like fun. I wish I had joined the Scouts...

Posted by boxofbirds | March 17, 2008 12:46 PM
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I'm stoned, sweatin' booze and I have layers of dry cum on my chest. I didn't need any Scouts brouhaha to achieve this...achievement.

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 17, 2008 12:51 PM
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A scout is trustworthy/ loyal/ helpful/ friendly/ courteous/ kind/ obedient/ cheerful/ thrifty/ brave/ clean-and-reverent.

And aromatic.

And surprisingly soft.

What happens in the tent, stays in the tent.

Posted by nbc | March 17, 2008 12:53 PM
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but wouldn't you like a merit badge to commemorate your achievements?

Posted by infrequent | March 17, 2008 12:55 PM
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I don't remember anything like this from scouts. I do remember a lot of camping in the rain and doing RPGs.

Posted by Greg | March 17, 2008 12:56 PM
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XBOX needs to follow me and give me achievements for all of the nasty things I do in life.

I fucking love it when that achievement notification pops up. Mmmm!

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 17, 2008 12:57 PM
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First the Euro is kicking our butt, now this...America's Reign of Terror is almost at an end.

Posted by michael strangeways | March 17, 2008 12:59 PM
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Well, you know those Europeans - no morality at all. Um, remind me again why I live in America?

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | March 17, 2008 1:05 PM
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That sounds like my experience with the scouts. Hmmm... why didn't I stay in longer?

Posted by Phelix | March 17, 2008 1:39 PM
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The first time I got drunk and smoked a cigarette was on a scout camp, all under the influence of an older girl who was my first lesbian crush. Scouts was fun.

Posted by Bek | March 17, 2008 1:41 PM
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I was an Eagle Scout in the 80s and the first time I got drunk, got stoned, and did acid were all on scout campouts. Unfortunately I never saw or heard of any gay stuff happening though.

Posted by Jo Ellen | March 17, 2008 2:01 PM
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Good Canadian Scouts know that BC Bud is the best, but you should always source your weed. Adulterants aren't good for you ...

Wonder if I can get the Organic Gardening badge for that again?

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 17, 2008 2:23 PM
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Given that Lord Baden-Powell was a notorious pederast, I doubt he would have been surprised at all, except perhaps by the very existence of "girl scouts."

Posted by Doctor Memory | March 17, 2008 2:50 PM
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One of the guys I buy my pot from was a fellow eagle scout. Whoo hoo!

Posted by Be Prepared | March 17, 2008 4:39 PM
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No drugs in my Scouting experience, but I did lose my virginity to a fellow troop member.

Posted by Gitai | March 17, 2008 6:24 PM

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