Slog - Comments on A Scout is Brave, Loyal, and True

Comment by boxofbirds

boxofbirds — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:45:21 -0800

See what happens when you allow The Gay into the Scouts! It's like a gateway drug to booze and the pot!

Comment by boxofbirds

boxofbirds — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:46:20 -0800

Also, sounds like fun. I wish I had joined the Scouts...

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:51:24 -0800

I'm stoned, sweatin' booze and I have layers of dry cum on my chest. I didn't need any Scouts brouhaha to achieve this...achievement.

Comment by nbc

nbc — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:53:37 -0800

A scout is trustworthy/ loyal/ helpful/ friendly/ courteous/ kind/ obedient/ cheerful/ thrifty/ brave/ clean-and-reverent.

And aromatic.

And surprisingly soft.

What happens in the tent, stays in the tent.

Comment by infrequent

infrequent — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:55:57 -0800

but wouldn't you like a merit badge to commemorate your achievements?

Comment by Greg

Greg — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:56:22 -0800

I don't remember anything like this from scouts. I do remember a lot of camping in the rain and doing RPGs.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:57:34 -0800

XBOX needs to follow me and give me achievements for all of the nasty things I do in life.

I fucking love it when that achievement notification pops up. Mmmm!

Comment by michael strangeways

michael strangeways — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:59:33 -0800

First the Euro is kicking our butt, now this...America's Reign of Terror is almost at an end.

Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty

Fifty-Two-Eighty — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:05:41 -0800

Well, you know those Europeans - no morality at all. Um, remind me again why I live in America?

Comment by Phelix

Phelix — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:39:26 -0800

That sounds like my experience with the scouts. Hmmm... why didn't I stay in longer?

Comment by Bek

Bek — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:41:33 -0800

The first time I got drunk and smoked a cigarette was on a scout camp, all under the influence of an older girl who was my first lesbian crush. Scouts was fun.

Comment by Jo Ellen

Jo Ellen — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:01:39 -0800

I was an Eagle Scout in the 80s and the first time I got drunk, got stoned, and did acid were all on scout campouts. Unfortunately I never saw or heard of any gay stuff happening though.

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:23:28 -0800

Good Canadian Scouts know that BC Bud is the best, but you should always source your weed. Adulterants aren't good for you ...

Wonder if I can get the Organic Gardening badge for that again?

Comment by Doctor Memory

Doctor Memory — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:50:12 -0800

Given that Lord Baden-Powell was a notorious pederast, I doubt he would have been surprised at all, except perhaps by the very existence of "girl scouts."

Comment by Be Prepared

Be Prepared — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:39:02 -0800

One of the guys I buy my pot from was a fellow eagle scout. Whoo hoo!

Comment by Gitai

Gitai — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:24:11 -0800

No drugs in my Scouting experience, but I did lose my virginity to a fellow troop member.