Slog - Comments on Your Early Morning Appetite Suppressant, Mr. Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant So.... Tony Orlando is doing commercials for a weight-loss program now, and the first thing I see this AM is a "before" picture of Mr. Orlando shirtless, 63, and 103 pounds overweight. Cancel my room service order, please.... Copyright 2008 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:31:50 -0800 Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:17:58 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty Awww. Room service. Poor, poor put-upon Dan.

]]> Fifty-Two-Eighty http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933650 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933650 At Large Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:51:25 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV Sounds like Tony must have eaten Dawn.

And First Class, 5280! First Fuckin' Class!

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933653 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933653 At Large Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:59:05 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage I know! It's terrible! My omelette is huge but the bottle of ketchup they brought up with it is so tiny. Oh, the humanity.

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933654 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933654 At Large Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:00:19 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV Summon the Ketchup Minion to bring more!

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933656 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933656 At Large Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:06:01 -0800 Comment by jimmyolsen why do hate fat people, Dan?

]]> jimmyolsen http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933658 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933658 At Large Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:09:18 -0800 Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty Oh, just shut up and have some more champagne.

]]> Fifty-Two-Eighty http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933659 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933659 At Large Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:09:36 -0800 Comment by jimmyolsen uh... that's... why do YOU hate fat people, Dan?

I haven't had my ketchup (or coffee)this morning either.

]]> jimmyolsen http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933660 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933660 At Large Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:11:51 -0800 Comment by Cato the Younger Younger Dan, with all the flying you do what is your carbon footprint?

]]> Cato the Younger Younger http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933662 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933662 At Large Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:14:48 -0800 Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty About a size 9, I'd guess.

]]> Fifty-Two-Eighty http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933663 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933663 At Large Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:17:16 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage 10.5 actually.

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933667 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933667 At Large Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:23:15 -0800 Comment by Bont Tie a yellow tape ribbon 'round the old oak tree-like gut of Tony O.

]]> Bont http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933684 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933684 At Large Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:49:37 -0800 Comment by frederick r Wow. One more queer with body-image issues. Leave it alone, hun.

]]> frederick r http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933688 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933688 At Large Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:57:35 -0800 Comment by Fnarf What kind of a pervert puts ketchup on his omelet?

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933716 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933716 At Large Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:28:36 -0800 Comment by Lloyd Cooney I want to see! I want to see!

]]> Lloyd Cooney http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933752 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933752 At Large Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:53:55 -0800 Comment by KELLY O Mr. Savage uses an entire bottle of ketchup when he eats *one* hamburger. It's unbelievable. I saw it with my own eyes...

]]> KELLY O http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933929 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c933929 At Large Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:35:35 -0800 Comment by Bauhaus It happens to many. You get older, it starts hurting to move, so you stop moving, but you don't stop eating.

But I can't understand why Dan is so worried. He's a friggin' rail. He's the anti-Orlando. Have that muffin, D.

]]> Bauhaus http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c934098 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c934098 At Large Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:36:25 -0800 Comment by Katkar Yeah, Tony Orlando was grossly overweight. But he realized it and lost the weight. He changed his body image, attitude and life. What have you done to improve yourself lately, Mr. Savage?

]]> Katkar http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c940540 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/your_early_morning_appetite_suppressant#c940540 At Large Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:17:58 -0800