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Monday, February 11, 2008

At Large Your Early Morning Appetite Suppressant, Mr. Savage

posted by Dan Savage on February 11 at 7:31 AM

So…. Tony Orlando is doing commercials for a weight-loss program now, and the first thing I see this AM is a “before” picture of Mr. Orlando shirtless, 63, and 103 pounds overweight. Cancel my room service order, please.

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1

Awww. Room service. Poor, poor put-upon Dan.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | February 11, 2008 7:51 AM
2

Sounds like Tony must have eaten Dawn.

And First Class, 5280! First Fuckin' Class!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 11, 2008 7:59 AM
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I know! It's terrible! My omelette is huge but the bottle of ketchup they brought up with it is so tiny. Oh, the humanity.

Posted by Dan Savage | February 11, 2008 8:00 AM
4

Summon the Ketchup Minion to bring more!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 11, 2008 8:06 AM
5

why do hate fat people, Dan?

Posted by jimmyolsen | February 11, 2008 8:09 AM
6

Oh, just shut up and have some more champagne.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | February 11, 2008 8:09 AM
7

uh... that's... why do YOU hate fat people, Dan?

I haven't had my ketchup (or coffee)this morning either.

Posted by jimmyolsen | February 11, 2008 8:11 AM
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Dan, with all the flying you do what is your carbon footprint?

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | February 11, 2008 8:14 AM
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About a size 9, I'd guess.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | February 11, 2008 8:17 AM
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10.5 actually.

Posted by Dan Savage | February 11, 2008 8:23 AM
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Tie a yellow tape ribbon 'round the old oak tree-like gut of Tony O.

Posted by Bont | February 11, 2008 8:49 AM
12

Wow. One more queer with body-image issues. Leave it alone, hun.

Posted by frederick r | February 11, 2008 8:57 AM
13

What kind of a pervert puts ketchup on his omelet?

Posted by Fnarf | February 11, 2008 9:28 AM
14

I want to see! I want to see!

Posted by Lloyd Cooney | February 11, 2008 9:53 AM
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Mr. Savage uses an entire bottle of ketchup when he eats *one* hamburger. It's unbelievable. I saw it with my own eyes...

Posted by KELLY O | February 11, 2008 11:35 AM
16

It happens to many. You get older, it starts hurting to move, so you stop moving, but you don't stop eating.

But I can't understand why Dan is so worried. He's a friggin' rail. He's the anti-Orlando. Have that muffin, D.

Posted by Bauhaus | February 11, 2008 12:36 PM
17

Yeah, Tony Orlando was grossly overweight. But he realized it and lost the weight. He changed his body image, attitude and life. What have you done to improve yourself lately, Mr. Savage?

Posted by Katkar | February 17, 2008 11:17 AM

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