Comments on You Saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape, Right?

Don't know if I want to click on it yet.

Does he use his tongue?

I think I could go my entire life without seeing that. So I won't.

It's pretty terrible.

When I saw the title for a nanosecond the only Simmons I could picture was Richard. Then I realized who you were talking about, and frankly I don't know which one skeeves me out more.

Maybe it's the Gene Simmons/Richard Simmons sex tape?

I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a can opener.

Gene Simmons with a prostitute who is clearly disgusted by him with Foreigner playing in the background - it is incredibly pathetic.

nice dick
no foreplay
she does not want to KISS him
VERY FORGETTABLE

STAY AWAY. this is one of those times when you should trust your instincts. that's all you need to know.

I think I'll pass.

yeah, its pretty damn awkward and NOT sexy at all. Why does she leave her corset on the whole time? Any lady knows how damn uncomfortable those things are.

She must have gotten paid.

Let me make sure I've got this straight . . . he lives with Shannon Fucking Tweed, there gajillions of women who would fuck him in a heartbeat, and he's paying money to a hooker? What am I missing here?

The LAMEST LAY EVER!

If he was in full KISS makeup it would be passable cuz you could pretend it's someone else but he looks like a horny uncle going down on a naive niece.

There are times when I move along, trusting that Slog reader comments will be more entertaining than the event itself.

This is one of them.

@11 - I can almost forgive the corset, but the things that slayed me were the flip-flops. Sandals? Really? The "God of Thunder" has sex with women who wear flip-flops?

Clearly she doesn't wish she was the one he was doing it to.

I really didn't want to.

So I didn't.

I watched the "teaser trailer" hoping to see that legendary Simmons tongue engaging in a little cunnilingus. I imagined it would look like a geoduck making sweet, sweet love to the woman it loved. There was nothing of the sort, though, just dull intercourse.

A Gene Simmons sex tape with no tongue action??? WTF? I thought that was his whole raisin-detra.

Call me when his son Nick does a sex tape. He's a little young for my tastes, wait alot young for my taste, but I'd watch that tape.

but, I'd heard he was hung and the guy in this video... not hung.

Nah, monkey, Gene always talks about how little his dick is.

And everyone should watch it, Gene deserves the ridicule.

I bet Gene Simmons has...an enormous penis!!!