Comments on "You Must Be Getting the High Score"--A Review of Rez HD
Why is the picture of YOU?
Well shit. I just had my first real night of 'couples gaming' (after FOUR YEARS!) after I spent way too much money on Rock Band. Looks like I'm going to have to go spend MORE cash AND those drums won't be getting much use between us...
I've never used a pick-up line, but I may invest in "I've got rez HD back at my place".
The girls will love area 5. it goes on for at least 30-40 minutes.
@1: The GF absolutely refused to be plastered on Slog. I agree that her visage, as opposed to mine, would've been a vast improvement, but alas.
Nice game review. No BS just the part about getting off.
Does this game make the ladies want to hump? Yes? 10/10.
@5 - nothing makes girlz want to hump like dr. mario.
@4: I wasn't talking about her visage, unfortunately.
Is that a Pokemon pillow? It looks disturbingly familiar.
That's "The Cheat" from Homestar Runner
You totally don't look higher than fuck in this pictures
Rez is a classic, for all the reasons listed above.
@8: Thanks! I don't visit H*R as much as I should.
There needs to be more of us girls like that.
gotta love rez. short, sweet, perfect.
I'm sorry, but your girlfriend will have to change her mind. This story needs her picture to be complete.
this was the Japanese TV ad for that game:
I'm just glad Sam finally figured out how to turn his girlfriend on!
A vibrator's way cheaper than an XBox and a Live subscription.
>17
But playing an intellectually stimulating video game while shlicking is more constructive. It's like sticking your pinky finger out
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