Probably wear something that says I am gay and desperate...

out my welcome, as usual.

I love the conversation hearts.

I'll be working, as usual, so the same shit I'd wear if I were showing up. You just won't see it, that's all.

nothing but a cock ring.

But seriously, how about a Stranger T-shirt for us poor schmucks stuck in the bible belt?

What do you want us to wear?

@5: Pump Up the Volume is one of my favorite movies! Unless that's just something you say, rather than a reference...

We discussed this earlier, but I'm wearing a pink dress. And I'm making Valentines tonight for everyone who I think will be there, plus some extras just in case. If you'd like a Valentine (I'm talking real ones, not from a box) and haven't already said that you're coming, let me know!

everybody knows that the dice are loaded, everybody knows that the game is lost-

@8: Now I'm making you a special Valentine. You'd better show up.

I thought cock rings were illegal in Missouri...no, wait, that's Mississippi. All those redneck river states are confusing...

I am thinking about stopping by, but only if Steinbacher and/or Schmader are up in that motherfucker.

The husband and I will be there-- I know, it's super romantic. Nothing says love like $2 PBR.

@ 7: of course it was a reference!

@ 10: if they make cock rings illegal, only outlaws will have cock rings. Or something like that.

Jessica, I suggest the $2 Peroni—a sexier, Italian version of PBR in a pretty, tall glass.

ooh, Peroni. Good choice.

I'll try to wear red I guess, and maybe a scarf or a red tulip ...

I'll wear my lemon chiffon with the bunches of fresh cornflowers on the sash.

Hey Amy Kate Horn: Is Project Runway new tonight? Will you be liveslogging it? Please?

Possibly... someone will! It is new tonight: "The Art of Fashion"

Date with the special lady, sorry.

As I'm coming direct from work, I will be overdressed. As usual.