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please do the math for us for giuliani.

please.

Posted by cochise. | February 6, 2008 2:52 PM
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Mitt's learning you can't buy the election--er, at least not that directly.

Pastor Huck is learning Jesus loves him. (But apparently God hates the South voting on Super Tuesday and sent tornadoes...)

Posted by Andy Niable | February 6, 2008 2:53 PM
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i hate chuck norris

Posted by adrian | February 6, 2008 2:58 PM
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Is anybody going to give Obama credit for being rather good at electoral math? His campaign has money, but not an infinite amount: the money and people he had were distributed quite well to net him the most delegates at the end of the night.

Is this not a precursor to how they would play in the general election?

Posted by elenchos | February 6, 2008 2:59 PM
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Looks like Hillary is descending to Romney-esque depths:
Clinton Lent Campaign $5 Million, Considers More

This can only mean two things:

  1. Hillary's in trouble.
  2. Hillary's loaded.

Posted by cressona | February 6, 2008 2:59 PM
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god hates mormons.

Posted by max solomon | February 6, 2008 3:01 PM
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Yeah. How come Obama is so much better at raising money? I thought Hillary was supposed to be some kind of jedi master at winning elections.

Posted by elenchos | February 6, 2008 3:01 PM
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No it means Bill's loaded and Hill's in trouble.

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 6, 2008 3:03 PM
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@5: I think 1 AND 2 are both correct.

If that loan doesn't work, there's always the Chinese or the House of Saud.

I hear they have lots of money... and might like to have some influence.

Posted by Andy Niable | February 6, 2008 3:05 PM
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Huckabee's money was by far the better investment, not just for the 20-1 delegate count per million, but for the fact that his showing yesterday all but guarantees he'll be offered McCain's VP slot.

Posted by Matthew | February 6, 2008 3:44 PM
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I heard on NPR last week that Giuliani spent $50M and won one delegate.

I don't think that record for futility will ever be broken.

Posted by dw | February 6, 2008 4:12 PM
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Good point, dw. Even Ron Paul got three times as many delegates.

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 6, 2008 4:37 PM
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Mormons are richer than baptists, but baptists outnumber mormons. And they're all worthless.

Posted by so | February 6, 2008 4:42 PM
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Giuliani's going from front-runner to $50 mil for one delegate is not just the worst political performance of all time, it's arguably the biggest failure ever in any field. It's like the Yankees losing 161 games next year. It's like every member of the cast of a Broadway show dying of a heart attack in the first ten minutes of opening night. It's like finding out your first girlfriend in high school is a serial killer. It's beautiful. It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Posted by Fnarf | February 6, 2008 5:56 PM
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This reminds me of one of Mudede's posts. Good work, Ryan.

Posted by Kiru Banzai | February 6, 2008 8:38 PM
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Also Fnarf.

Posted by Kiru Banzai | February 6, 2008 8:39 PM
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I dunno it seems like Huckabee has won a fairly good shot at a veepship, plus it establishes him as a player in Christianist circles. At the very least he could leverage it into some Christian talk show.

Posted by Jacob | February 7, 2008 10:41 AM

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