Comments on What if People Spoke Like They Commented?

First!

I saw this video over Christmas and immediately thought of you all.

Uh. Well, I'm not going to think about this one all that much. Mmkay.

I do speak pretty much like I comment.

In order to be more realistic, the video would have needed several thousand spam attempts, not just two.

i bet erica speaks exactly like she posts.

No, actually, Erica is very nice in person.

more importantly, what's with the Lane Bryant ads on Slog?

does SLOG have a lot of chubby girl readers?

No, it would be better if people talked like Tarzan and LOL Cats. When I'm emperor of Yelm, it's gonna happen, by gawd, get outta the way...

@7: Screw you. Lane Bryant models are teh hott.

@9 Screw you and learn to type.

Did I say anything negative about the Lane Bryant models?

No, I did not. I just expressed surprise that they were on here; marketing-wise, it seems like a strange fit.

That is all...which I say all the time in real life...and I do talk in ellipses.

Given the proper circumstances (which honestly doesn't take very much), I actually do.

You'd have to fill my real-life counterpart with a lot of gin and demon rum to get it to talk the way I do here.

@10
pwned.
I think you should read this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teh

And in my world, "chubby" is definitely a negative modifier.

in my world people who think chubby is a negative modifier either are chubby themselves and havent accepted their gargantuan obesity or use it to cover their gargantuan obesity.

Erica, can we discuss your tits...

Although, as frigid as you seem to be, I suspect they are tiny tiny tiny...