Slog - Comments on What if People Spoke Like They Commented?

Comment by tsm

tsm — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:17:20 -0800

First!

Comment by Julie

Julie — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:23:42 -0800

I saw this video over Christmas and immediately thought of you all.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:28:07 -0800

Uh. Well, I'm not going to think about this one all that much. Mmkay.

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:32:27 -0800

I do speak pretty much like I comment.

In order to be more realistic, the video would have needed several thousand spam attempts, not just two.

Comment by some dude

some dude — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:01:34 -0800

i bet erica speaks exactly like she posts.

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:18:44 -0800

No, actually, Erica is very nice in person.

Comment by michael strangeways

michael strangeways — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:19:31 -0800

more importantly, what's with the Lane Bryant ads on Slog?

does SLOG have a lot of chubby girl readers?

Comment by Brill

Brill — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:57:02 -0800

No, it would be better if people talked like Tarzan and LOL Cats. When I'm emperor of Yelm, it's gonna happen, by gawd, get outta the way...

Comment by Greg

Greg — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:06:39 -0800

@7: Screw you. Lane Bryant models are teh hott.

Comment by michael strangeways

michael strangeways — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:31:32 -0800

@9 Screw you and learn to type.

Did I say anything negative about the Lane Bryant models?

No, I did not. I just expressed surprise that they were on here; marketing-wise, it seems like a strange fit.

That is all...which I say all the time in real life...and I do talk in ellipses.

Comment by Gomez

Gomez — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:40:42 -0800

Given the proper circumstances (which honestly doesn't take very much), I actually do.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:57:35 -0800

You'd have to fill my real-life counterpart with a lot of gin and demon rum to get it to talk the way I do here.

Comment by Jamey

Jamey — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:09:10 -0800

@10
pwned.
I think you should read this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teh

And in my world, "chubby" is definitely a negative modifier.

Comment by Bellevue Ave

Bellevue Ave — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:25:18 -0800

in my world people who think chubby is a negative modifier either are chubby themselves and havent accepted their gargantuan obesity or use it to cover their gargantuan obesity.

Comment by ecce homo

ecce homo — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:44:27 -0800

Erica, can we discuss your tits...

Although, as frigid as you seem to be, I suspect they are tiny tiny tiny...