Comments on Valentine's Day Bash 2008

I want to talk to the person who brought the spaghetti squash. Specifically what about it reminds them of their ex. And can I have the ex's number. Seeing as they're not using it anymore.

I want to know the how and why of those hot pink balls on that hot pink bunny suit.

Also, VIDEO COMING SOON...

Is that Carollani?

Looks like I got out of there in the nick of time....

It was so much fun. Knowing that my ex's face (in picture form, of course) was up against your sweaty balls really warms my heart. Thank you, Dan.

I really felt sorry for that woman who went without sex to get married to that guy who then cheated on her.

Man!

No pictures and stories from Moe's? Were you all well behaved for a change?

You smashed a watermelon? Did somebody break up with Gallagher?

Sooooooooooooooooooo drunk.

who's the woman in red three pictures down? if you're heartbroken, i will cuddle.

@9: I concur.

I am not a scientologist but, I would like to get to know the "sexual aura" of that scrabble hottie.

I need to remember to blog that love letter...

@9: I concur too. Scrabble and Scientology - that was intriguing.

@12... she's a Unitarian, if that helps. And most of those Unitarian girls have a damn good "sexual aura."

#15

You mean, she's a whore who'll spread for anything?

Please clarify.

Ecce Homo let me dump my ass in his mouth.

I think Mr. Poe grabbed my ass, and I may have grabbed aislinn's. I was drunk enough not to care. Oh you silly 'mos and your attempts to convert...I did have a blast seeing everybody though! I can't wait for when we do this in the summertime...

I do what I want. I have no boundaries.

Unless my Jew tells me not to.

Ecce Homo-

Don't be bad mouthing my future girlfriend.

She's not your competition.

@16 Definitely not a whore. They just tend to be a little more...uh... open-minded than other equally gorgeous young women.

Your Jew is adorable, Poe. I'm jealous.

Dan,

Is that you in the Huckabee t-shirt? What does the shirt say? I could use a good anti-Huckabee shirt!

@15, 21: Unitarian girls aren't sluts, we're just open-minded.

Unitarian girls rock.

and the one in that photo looks particularly rockin.

For everyone who heard my tale of woe at Slog last night, know now that I am King of Everything.

:)

Forget the other two, I'd hit Glasses in pic three like Shiva: one angry god, multiple fists.

I particularly loved the girl who kept saying "Dan Savage". Well, Dan Savage, OMG DAN SAVAGE!!" Total fangirl! it was cute :) Maybe she's a saleperson. They tend to use your name in a sentence about 20 times.

oh yeah, I love me some unitarian scrabble babe.

@At the Sloggers...Soooooo Drunk indeed.

I believe the phrase "damn PBR makes me throw up every time" was used.

Sad I missed the whole V-Day bash but I went to Dick's with the fleshy man toy. So it all evens out. ;)

After seeing the picture of fine Scrabble lady, I am sorry I missed this event.

@Kelly O: Those are my eggs. You wanna know what's inside?

Thanks, Dan, for the last little bit of catharsis.

Scrabble Babes, new in town, will be at Chapel at 6:30 next Friday - no Scientologists.

@22

Awww, shucks!