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Thursday, February 7, 2008

Today’s Youth

posted by on February 7 at 16:31 PM

Here’s a selection from the written questions I received when I spoke at the University of Pittsburgh earlier this week…

Can a woman learn to squirt?
I’ve always felt a certain amount of sexual & emotional attraction to men, but I feel it’s stronger for women. Could this mean I’m bisexual?
How do I get my gay dad to come out?
Can sex lead to love?
Why are so many straight dudes afraid of the butt?
Are you qualified for this position?

The answers, of course, are yes, yes, dunno, yes, because, and no.

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1
How do I get my gay dad to come out?

Find someone like me.

Can sex lead to love?

Mmhmm! And it can kill it, too! Weee!

Are you qualified for this position?

Yes, Mr. Savage is. Although I bitch, a lot, I can't think of any reasonable replacement(s). He be numero uno.

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 7, 2008 5:09 PM
2

1) Yes, but more importantly, can men learn not to?

2) Yes.

3) Booze and porn.

4) No.

5) They think butt-stuff is gay and they're afraid of being gay.

6) Probably.

Posted by JC | February 7, 2008 5:09 PM
3

Sex can lead to love. Provided you're basically a match and just didn't know it. But it doesn't always.

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 7, 2008 5:15 PM
4

could my woman learn to NOT squirt?

it makes it too squeaky!

Posted by max solomon | February 7, 2008 5:29 PM
5

Squirt?!?!?!

Posted by Amelia | February 7, 2008 5:36 PM
6

Can I add a question to the list? What exactly is the mind control, hypno-fetish from this weeks podcast? It sounds interesting.

Posted by skweetis | February 7, 2008 5:50 PM
7

Holy shit! Woman can learn to squirt?

More info Dan!!

Sweeeeet.

Posted by rotten666 | February 7, 2008 6:58 PM
8

I so want Amelia to learn how to squirt.

Also, I love Mr Poe's answer to Q 3.

Posted by Mike in MO | February 7, 2008 8:14 PM
9

God, I love my generation!

Posted by Cate | February 7, 2008 10:00 PM

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