Comments on The WineRack
other downside: warm alcohol. or cold chest if you decide to freeze your carlo rossi.
Think I'll stick with my flask, thanks. It's a whole lot more concealable.
You could also have your girlfriend wear it. Or, you could do what smart dumb people have done since time immemorial: sneak in a handful of 50 mL "commuter size" bottles.
Hmmmm...having to sneak booze into an event where it isn't permitted.
Is that the definition of a drinking problem?
@4 - no, it's a money problem.
Have you ever tried to order saki at a Mariner's game?
No Bauhaus, that's called solving a drinking problem.
I always used to get upset with women who breastfed in public places. It always seemed like they were rubbing it in my face, showing off their superior biological abilities. Thanks to the winerack, men like me can have the experience of breastfeeding their kids in public.
Next Up: The "Lard Ass", because why should you have to pay $8 for an order of Garlic Fries, when you can just pack in your own?
This is great news for potential terrorists! You can only take 3 oz of fluids on a plane...unless you have a wine rack!
So is TSA going to start feeling everyone up?
And for the guys, don't forget the "Beer Belly." Sexy!
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