Slog - Comments on The WineRack http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack Every man should have one of these. The whole “Beer Belly” thing is just too obvious for smuggling liquor into a dry venue--one unnatural jiggle and the cat’s out of the bag. But these babies, woah, obviously not real. Fags like me could live out their inner drag queen; straight guys could feel themselves up and be buzzed enough to think they’re getting away with it. And who would have the balls to confront a person of indeterminate gender identity with some medical-looking tube dangling from his or her shirt? Someone you want to meet, that's who. One downside, however:... Copyright 2008 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:19:57 -0800 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:40:07 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Bellevue Ave other downside: warm alcohol. or cold chest if you decide to freeze your carlo rossi.

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944130 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944130 Drugs Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:29:43 -0800 Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty Think I'll stick with my flask, thanks. It's a whole lot more concealable.

]]> Fifty-Two-Eighty http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944147 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944147 Drugs Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:39:46 -0800 Comment by Greg You could also have your girlfriend wear it. Or, you could do what smart dumb people have done since time immemorial: sneak in a handful of 50 mL "commuter size" bottles.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944164 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944164 Drugs Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:45:10 -0800 Comment by Bauhaus Hmmmm...having to sneak booze into an event where it isn't permitted.

Is that the definition of a drinking problem?

]]> Bauhaus http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944279 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944279 Drugs Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:07:20 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle @4 - no, it's a money problem.

Have you ever tried to order saki at a Mariner's game?

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944317 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944317 Drugs Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:27:14 -0800 Comment by PdxRitchie No Bauhaus, that's called solving a drinking problem.

]]> PdxRitchie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944423 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944423 Drugs Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:18:17 -0800 Comment by nb I always used to get upset with women who breastfed in public places. It always seemed like they were rubbing it in my face, showing off their superior biological abilities. Thanks to the winerack, men like me can have the experience of breastfeeding their kids in public.

]]> nb http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944445 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944445 Drugs Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:31:03 -0800 Comment by COMTE Next Up: The "Lard Ass", because why should you have to pay $8 for an order of Garlic Fries, when you can just pack in your own?

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944469 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944469 Drugs Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:55:42 -0800 Comment by Mike This is great news for potential terrorists! You can only take 3 oz of fluids on a plane...unless you have a wine rack!

So is TSA going to start feeling everyone up?

And for the guys, don't forget the "Beer Belly." Sexy!

http://www.thebeerbelly.com

]]> Mike http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944550 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/the_winerack#c944550 Drugs Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:40:07 -0800