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Thursday, February 21, 2008

The WineRack

posted by on February 21 at 10:19 AM

Every man should have one of these.

winerack_bra.jpg

The whole “Beer Belly” thing is just too obvious for smuggling liquor into a dry venue—one unnatural jiggle and the cat’s out of the bag. But these babies, woah, obviously not real. Fags like me could live out their inner drag queen; straight guys could feel themselves up and be buzzed enough to think they’re getting away with it. And who would have the balls to confront a person of indeterminate gender identity with some medical-looking tube dangling from his or her shirt? Someone you want to meet, that’s who. One downside, however: The more you drink, the smaller your rack.

A dip of the cleavage to Slog tipper Michael.

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1

other downside: warm alcohol. or cold chest if you decide to freeze your carlo rossi.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | February 21, 2008 10:29 AM
2

Think I'll stick with my flask, thanks. It's a whole lot more concealable.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | February 21, 2008 10:39 AM
3

You could also have your girlfriend wear it. Or, you could do what smart dumb people have done since time immemorial: sneak in a handful of 50 mL "commuter size" bottles.

Posted by Greg | February 21, 2008 10:45 AM
4

Hmmmm...having to sneak booze into an event where it isn't permitted.

Is that the definition of a drinking problem?

Posted by Bauhaus | February 21, 2008 12:07 PM
5

@4 - no, it's a money problem.

Have you ever tried to order saki at a Mariner's game?

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 21, 2008 12:27 PM
6

No Bauhaus, that's called solving a drinking problem.

Posted by PdxRitchie | February 21, 2008 1:18 PM
7

I always used to get upset with women who breastfed in public places. It always seemed like they were rubbing it in my face, showing off their superior biological abilities. Thanks to the winerack, men like me can have the experience of breastfeeding their kids in public.

Posted by nb | February 21, 2008 1:31 PM
8

Next Up: The "Lard Ass", because why should you have to pay $8 for an order of Garlic Fries, when you can just pack in your own?

Posted by COMTE | February 21, 2008 1:55 PM
9

This is great news for potential terrorists! You can only take 3 oz of fluids on a plane...unless you have a wine rack!

So is TSA going to start feeling everyone up?

And for the guys, don't forget the "Beer Belly." Sexy!

http://www.thebeerbelly.com

Posted by Mike | February 21, 2008 2:40 PM

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