Drugs The WineRack
posted by February 21 at 10:19 AM
onEvery man should have one of these.
The whole “Beer Belly” thing is just too obvious for smuggling liquor into a dry venue—one unnatural jiggle and the cat’s out of the bag. But these babies, woah, obviously not real. Fags like me could live out their inner drag queen; straight guys could feel themselves up and be buzzed enough to think they’re getting away with it. And who would have the balls to confront a person of indeterminate gender identity with some medical-looking tube dangling from his or her shirt? Someone you want to meet, that’s who. One downside, however: The more you drink, the smaller your rack.
A dip of the cleavage to Slog tipper Michael.
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other downside: warm alcohol. or cold chest if you decide to freeze your carlo rossi.
Think I'll stick with my flask, thanks. It's a whole lot more concealable.
You could also have your girlfriend wear it. Or, you could do what smart dumb people have done since time immemorial: sneak in a handful of 50 mL "commuter size" bottles.
Hmmmm...having to sneak booze into an event where it isn't permitted.
Is that the definition of a drinking problem?
@4 - no, it's a money problem.
Have you ever tried to order saki at a Mariner's game?
No Bauhaus, that's called solving a drinking problem.
I always used to get upset with women who breastfed in public places. It always seemed like they were rubbing it in my face, showing off their superior biological abilities. Thanks to the winerack, men like me can have the experience of breastfeeding their kids in public.
Next Up: The "Lard Ass", because why should you have to pay $8 for an order of Garlic Fries, when you can just pack in your own?
This is great news for potential terrorists! You can only take 3 oz of fluids on a plane...unless you have a wine rack!
So is TSA going to start feeling everyone up?
And for the guys, don't forget the "Beer Belly." Sexy!
http://www.thebeerbelly.com
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