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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

The Morning News

posted by on February 27 at 8:00 AM

Last Gasp: Clinton digs in barbs at Ohio debate.

Last Sip: Bad water in Gaza.

It’s Our Occupation: U.S. wants Turkey out of Iraq.

No, It’s Our Occupation: Turkish troops kill 77.

Third Fine’s a Charm: Microsoft to pay $1.3 billion for anti-trust violations.

Third Runway Alarm: This makes our airport debate and banner unfurling seem like child’s play.

Pissed: Thank God every city department doesn’t have a lobby as powerful as the police guild.

Punked: Kindergartener suspended for Mohawk.

Bumped: Local housing prices up by 0.5 percent.

Schooled: Baristas hear bean dreams.

Foreclosed: Neverland Ranch goes to auction.

Put Your Ass into It: Dems close to ruling NY Senate.

Put Your Gas Into It: Fueling up could cost $4 a gallon by summer.

I wasn’t going to… but here’s one more irresistible installment from Popularity Plus: Good Manners for Young Moderns, by Sally Simpson. Copyright 1947.

ADVICE ON DRINKING

Most of you have no illusions about the cup that cheers and inebriates. You know about lost weekends—and you’re not having any! The one that bothers you is the correct method for refusing a proffered drink.

As a child, you were taught to eat what was set before you. But, kids, this rule has never been applied to beverages. A guest may refuse coffee or tea or milk or coke and nobody thinks about it.

It should be the same with alcoholic drinks. Yes, it’s perfectly proper for you or any other guest to decline a cocktail or highball or glass of punch.

If your glass is filled with spirits in spite of this, just ignore it.

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1

It appears it is over for Hillary. Who will Obama pick as his running mate? I kinda would like it to be Gore.

Posted by Andrew | February 27, 2008 8:18 AM
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Bad news everyone: Our favorite Iraq Veterans Against the War activist and honorary hetero member of the D.C. Bear Mafia—Sgt. Adam Kokesh—is Paultarded, and not just garden-variety, Crazy Eyes Paultarded either. I read his blog and sadly, he’s sofa king hopelessly Paultarded.

http://www.kokesh.blogspot.com/

So if you want to beat the ground with your fists and curse Gawd for creating such a cruel, cruel world, well now’s the time.


I suggest a moment of quiet contemplation for this tragic loss of sanity.


(shrug)


I’d still flipf@!k him, of course.


What? Too soon?

Posted by Original Andrew | February 27, 2008 8:27 AM
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This is the first sensible thing to come out of that damn fool Sally Simpson's mouth.

Posted by Greg | February 27, 2008 8:39 AM
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In other news, it looks like William F. Buckley won't be seeing a black man as President of the United States....

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 27, 2008 8:39 AM
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I spy an applies.

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 27, 2008 8:47 AM
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Yes, but wait till Buckley realizes that his lord is a balck man.

Posted by uhoh | February 27, 2008 8:50 AM
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Thanks, Poe.

Posted by Dominic Holden | February 27, 2008 8:50 AM
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You're welcome, baby cakes.

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 27, 2008 8:55 AM
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SEXIST!!!!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 27, 2008 8:57 AM
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Seeing the timing of the Starbucks re-education campaign, I now have a better idea of why Caffe Vita was offering free coffee and coffee drinks from 5:30-8:30pm last night...


Posted by Will in 98103 | February 27, 2008 9:01 AM
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Caffé Vita kicks ass. I wuvz me some Caffé Vita. Victrola ruined Arthur & Yu's CD for me, so I won't go there anymore. There isn't any reason to go to Pike's Victrola, because there's only one chair in there (pretty much). Bauhaus is always great, but my mochas are always lukewarm instead of scalding. This, this is kind of a problem.

I really don't understand why we're even linking/talking about Starbucks. Everybody knows it's social suicide to walk into one. It's fucking Starbucks.

Posted by pencil riot | February 27, 2008 9:08 AM
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Some of those advice books from the 40s and 50s still influnce some people. I read one book printed in 1949 that advises men to show up five minutes late for business meetings. According to this garbage, making people wait will show them who is in control and puts potential advisaries off balance. I have seen people who actually do this and they always look pathetic and rarely are in conrol.

Posted by Heather | February 27, 2008 9:10 AM
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I hate assholes who are late to meetings. HATE!

Posted by kid icarus | February 27, 2008 9:12 AM
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As part of the Starbucks retraining, will baristas now offer a glass of punch?

Posted by Joe M | February 27, 2008 9:13 AM
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I wish someone would hand me a highball.

Posted by Abby | February 27, 2008 9:15 AM
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nothing on the pit bull attack last night

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/352879_dogs27.html?source=rss

Posted by Andrew | February 27, 2008 9:21 AM
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Me too, Abby. Though it's rarely my custom to drink before 9:30....

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 27, 2008 9:22 AM
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@ Napoleon XIV,


Awesome quotes from Buckley's obit:


The National Review defended the Vietnam War, opposed civil rights legislation and once declared that "the White community in the South is entitled to take such measures as are necessary to prevail."


"Mr. Buckley," one non-fan wrote in 1967, "you are the mouthpiece of that evil rabble that depends on fraud, perjury, dirty tricks, anything at all that suits their purposes. I would trust a snake before I would trust you or anybody you support."


Some things never change, and Hell just got a little more crowded.

Posted by Original Andrew | February 27, 2008 9:34 AM
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You didn't quote his funny rejoinder to that last quote: "What would you do if I supported the snake?"

Buckley was a measuring post to guage the rightward drift of the country; when he first appeared on the scene, he was too conservative to touch; "conservative" was a dirty word even among Republicans. By the time he died, he was regularly assailed by (and discouraged and shamed by) the new neocon rabble who succeeded him. I read a thing in the New Republic a while back about a right wing cruise he was on, where he just sat and received a constant hail of bitter, obscene abuse from the people who should revere him, if they had brains; but you see, he was an Iraq War skeptic....

Buckley was wrong on most everything, but he was smart and clever, and a good debate opponent. Conservatives today are like mud people next to him.

Posted by Fnarf | February 27, 2008 9:42 AM
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There's some soccer on today. That means I can drink early. In fact, there's even a DFB-Pokal game on right now. And if the DFB-Pokal doesn't make you drink, nothing will.

Posted by Abby | February 27, 2008 9:43 AM
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I'll buy you a drink if you're in Fremont or the U Dist, Abby.

Especially since Hils forgot to listen to Tina Fey's advice at last night's debate and lost it (based on MSNBC and WaPo polls).

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 27, 2008 10:25 AM
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The Heathrow protesters have a point. They're proposing to DOUBLE the flights in and out of what is already the world's busiest airport. No place on earth is seeing a more rapid increase in air traffic than Europe, with the massive expansion of the budget airlines flying all sorts of places that used to be reached mostly by train, or simply not visited at all. That's not really in keeping with their Kyoto-friendly image, is it?

Posted by Fnarf | February 27, 2008 2:28 PM

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