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posted by February 9 at 9:00 AM
onPoll Brother Number One: Obama in the lead. Clinton and McCain follow.
Abort, Retry, Fail: Yahoo! considers Microsoft bid.
Playing Hard to Get: Winehouse to stay home despite last-minute visa for Grammys.
Heavy Mentals: Federal judges dump Bush’s lax mercury regulations.
American Spirit: New York grocery chain won’t sell cigarettes.
Tar Babies: Ire at souped-up mini-smokes draws more publicity.
Electric Chair: Nebraska Supremes pull the plug.
Whose Picket Line Is It Anyway? Speculation on end of strike.
Ferry Tail: Cracks in Yakima hull.
On the Missouri Murderer: “We used to kid around that someday he’d come into City Council with guns a-blazing, but we never really thought it would happen.”
Louisiana: Double-murder suicide on campus.
Ballard: Bullets.
Chavez: Rebuffs Exxon lawsuit.
Pass Out: All three closed.
So, Crêpes or Caucuses? You can’t make good crêpes.
Comments
You'll note that both of the shootings listed here were committed with REVOLVERS. A far far cry from "assault weapons" under any definition.
Poll brotha.
Best pun I've seen in a while. Nice.
No loss for the grammys. Whinehouse was a fucking mess at the Euro grammys and basically slobbered on her mic for her number. She needs help.
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