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1

Did he say "showertime"?

Posted by StotheL | February 26, 2008 11:33 AM
2

Whoa, that's pretty rad. There's no chance of breaking the condom when you snap the thing?

I always make the boy do it himself, as I figure he'll have less chance of accidentally pinching something or snapping the band, but if putting on the condom involved a neat trick like that, I might get more involved.

Posted by Aislinn | February 26, 2008 11:41 AM
3

I ALWAYS do that hands-brushing-each-other motion after donning a condom. Every time. It's such a laborious, but satisfying, process.

Posted by cheezwhizz | February 26, 2008 11:43 AM
4

Dan is sexy!

Posted by Yum | February 26, 2008 11:47 AM
5

That story's like months old, GOD.

Posted by Vasya | February 26, 2008 11:50 AM
6

Complaining how old a story is is soooo 2007.

Posted by boxofbirds | February 26, 2008 12:02 PM
7

Who the hell wears condoms?

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 26, 2008 12:11 PM
8

I have a friend who used to do sex-ed demos for young women. A lot of the girls in her classes had long, intricate nails. They had a hell of a time handling condoms, so they never used them.

Posted by krzysz | February 26, 2008 12:13 PM
9

I think the idea isn't that it's difficult to put on a condom, but rather that it takes to long. This is faster, hence the name "Pronto". I'd use one.

Posted by steve | February 26, 2008 12:14 PM
10

I wonder if they have them in Large and XL :)

Posted by apres_moi | February 26, 2008 12:27 PM
11

This commercial is actually pretty funny political satire. It is making fun of Jacob Zuma, the Vice-President of South Africa who was charged with rape. When asked if he was worried about HIV because he did not use a condom, he said no--he had taken a shower shortly after.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Zuma#Rape_charges

Posted by Mark | February 26, 2008 1:04 PM
12

It doesn't look like he pinched the top, through. What good does it do if it breaks?

Posted by erika | February 26, 2008 1:36 PM
13

@5....you call this a story?!

People who are too stupid or lazy to use a condom should be prevented from having sex, lest they pass their retarded genes onto the next generation. It's not a Chinese puzzle box, just fucking figure out how to put a tube of latex on your dick! Jesus Christ.

Posted by Ugh | February 26, 2008 1:45 PM
14

Again, what's with the lack of pinching an inch? erika has it right.

Posted by will in stl | February 26, 2008 1:47 PM
15

Why do people try to go without condoms?

Posted by Kristin | February 26, 2008 5:33 PM
16

Because when you go with a condom, it makes a piss balloon.

Posted by PdxRitchie | February 26, 2008 9:40 PM
17

@12: You don't necessarily have to pinch the top; you just have to make sure there isn't much air trapped in the end.

Posted by Greg | February 26, 2008 11:19 PM

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