Slog - Comments on Smellmeand.com http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom A scent for the sophisticated knob-grasper. Make sure to watch the video, which is safe for work if your work is into titties. Thanks for the grossout, M. Hickster!... Copyright 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:10:41 -0800 Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:13:07 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by bma What part of NSFW do you NOT UNDERSTAND?

At least it's better than the previous one, in that I didn't unexpectedly throw up in my mouth.

]]> bma http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947325 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947325 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:20:13 -0800 Comment by Aislinn My work is really open-minded, but the site creeped me out enough to stop looking at it here. Isn't this sort of like buying used panties off of eBay? And who participated in the testing phase of this product - "No, that one's too fishy, let's take it back to forumula!"

]]> Aislinn http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947332 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947332 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:23:44 -0800 Comment by Ari Spool Slog has never been and will never be safe for work.

]]> Ari Spool http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947337 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947337 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:26:11 -0800 Comment by markinthepark you can also use it to season your fish n chips!

]]> markinthepark http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947338 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947338 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:26:22 -0800 Comment by Aislinn @1: If that picture of legs is not safe for your work, Slog is not safe for your work.

]]> Aislinn http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947339 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947339 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:26:33 -0800 Comment by Laura This is really, really creepy. As open minded as I like to think that I am, what is WRONG with people?

]]> Laura http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947340 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947340 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:27:24 -0800 Comment by Mike Your boss will be happy to see you're reading Slog instead of working, no matter what the images are.

]]> Mike http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947347 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947347 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:30:36 -0800 Comment by Robin Sparkles @1: What part of NSFW do YOU not understand?

]]> Robin Sparkles http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947359 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947359 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:40:55 -0800 Comment by Sachi Wilson Oh gosh, I could not get my jaw to close with that one! What a hoot.

]]> Sachi Wilson http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947362 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947362 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:45:34 -0800 Comment by Westside forever Only the Krauts, bless their bizarre little hearts, would bring such a product to market. I wonder if their manufacturing is outsourced to the third world, like everything else?

]]> Westside forever http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947364 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947364 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:52:01 -0800 Comment by lostboy Ok, that's it.  I value being employed more than I value Slog.  Have a nice life everyone.

]]> lostboy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947367 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947367 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:56:54 -0800 Comment by SlogSafeForWork "Slog has never been and will never be safe for work."
Yay! The obvious has finally been stated! Thanks, Ari.

]]> SlogSafeForWork http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947387 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947387 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:14:57 -0800 Comment by muggims Nothing is as sexy as a guy sniffing his own vagina hand. Mmmm tasty.

]]> muggims http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947396 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947396 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:25:45 -0800 Comment by KELLY O The lady in the video thinks "vaginal" [vaj-uh-nl] is pronounced [vah-JINE-naal].

That's some Dina Martina sh*t right there.

]]> KELLY O http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947397 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947397 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:26:47 -0800 Comment by m-w pronouncer http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?vagina02.wav=vaginal

]]> m-w pronouncer http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947408 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947408 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:45:42 -0800 Comment by Stacey Reed What the fuck is wrong with this mysterious M. Hickster that he found this?

]]> Stacey Reed http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947414 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947414 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:53:52 -0800 Comment by Gabriel Coming soon, "Sweaty Balls," a fragrance for your own personal enjoyment. Brought to you by the makers of "Vulva."

]]> Gabriel http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947427 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947427 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:13:21 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Seriously, SLOG, don't you get the basic rule?

If it's NSFW say so and be proud of it - but keep it below the fold - and if it's a link be EXPLICIT that it's NSFW.

Seriously ...

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947433 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947433 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:18:52 -0800 Comment by Eric Arrr And for those whose proclivities include the pursuit of posterior, the follow-up product is "Close... Behind"

]]> Eric Arrr http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947443 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947443 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:33:46 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Smell my finger.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947445 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947445 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:36:45 -0800 Comment by Jamey Kelly O @14
yeah that pronunciation kinda made me giggle.
The voice-over also said or-JAN-ic for organic, as in "the precious orjanic substance"

File this product under totally weird but strangely fascinating.
Wow, Fleshbot reported it two and a half years ago.

]]> Jamey http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947459 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947459 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:16:21 -0800 Comment by Papayas Ari--please, please, please order it. I'm sure you can expense the cost. Give us full details on how it smells. Bring it to the next Slog Happy Hour and let the local Seattle readers give it a sniff. Please?

]]> Papayas http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947479 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947479 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:56:57 -0800 Comment by Fnarf The deal with NSFW is that web pages can be seen from a distance by a supervisor or cow orker, and if they have skin -- even bare legs or brassieres -- the pic can get you in trouble from far away. Text, no matter how graphic, needs to be seen up close to be read.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947482 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947482 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:06:07 -0800 Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty The mistaken assumption here is that there's anyone at The Stranger who has ever done a day of real work in their life. Therefore, they have no fucking clue what "not safe for work" means, and probably never will. So yeah, Slog is NSFW, and should be treated accordingly.

]]> Fifty-Two-Eighty http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947511 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947511 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:55:41 -0800 Comment by Sirkowski You can disable images on any good browsers. Do it or go back to work.

]]> Sirkowski http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947517 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947517 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:07:27 -0800 Comment by drewl Poor Bambis..... big bad boss man might catch you fucking off instead of doing your job.

]]> drewl http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947566 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947566 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:24:44 -0800 Comment by Elvis And what do you do for a living, fuckwad? Sell dope? Or do you have a "real" job waiting tables?

]]> Elvis http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947568 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947568 ??!! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:34:41 -0800 Comment by drewl No, I help run a catering business. Last week I put in 61 hours helping cover for a co-worker on a well deserved vacation.

Cell phones and texting are banned where I work (thank jebus!) I work my ass off, and reading you cubicle drones whine 'NSFW!!!' makes me laugh and say poor bambi.

I read slog on my own time. Unless you work for yourself, or are paid to surf you are leeching off someone. Quit yer bitching.

]]> drewl http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947579 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947579 ??!! Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:16:05 -0800 Comment by Elvis Some people here do work for themselves; some are paid to surf. Even they can't always have photos of half-nude women on their screen at work. And I'll be real curious to see what happens to Slog's beloved hit counter when all your "cubicle drones" stop reading Slog. BTW, I'm not one of them, but I certainly appreciate their concerns.

]]> Elvis http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947581 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947581 ??!! Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:41:49 -0800 Comment by drewl What, I'm not a 'fuckwad' when I post a reasonable point?

If you take the risk of surfing a site known for sexual content (among other things of course) at your place of employment, be prepared to face the consequences.

Personally, I'm a firm believer in the 11th Commandment:

Thou Shall Not Get Caught.

This is harder to accomplish on work computers.

]]> drewl http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947586 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947586 ??!! Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:09:38 -0800 Comment by treacle How much you wanna bet all of that site contains a computer virus or several ..? Storm Worm anyone?

]]> treacle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947596 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947596 ??!! Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:56:10 -0800 Comment by Heather Next: Nutsent!

]]> Heather http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947610 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947610 ??!! Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:30:36 -0800 Comment by Big Sven Wouldn't that be "Nutscent"?

]]> Big Sven http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947617 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947617 ??!! Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:51:05 -0800 Comment by BeingMe Isn't that John Malkovich?

]]> BeingMe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947780 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c947780 ??!! Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:16:35 -0800 Comment by KELLY O It sorta screams HOAX - and look how similar it is to TOM FORD's pervy perfume campaign?

]]> KELLY O http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c948011 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c948011 ??!! Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:22:10 -0800 Comment by ScrotalScents Goddamn that Woody Harrelson is a genius.

What will he think of next?


]]> ScrotalScents http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c948078 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c948078 ??!! Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:56:15 -0800 Comment by Kristin Wow. That whole vagina scent thing is creepy. Do people really like a vagina scent that much???

]]> Kristin http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c948649 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c948649 ??!! Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:20:37 -0800 Comment by matty this shit is real tom ford is super pervy!has anyone noticed that the tee shirts and panties cost more than the beguiling scent?

]]> matty http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c951378 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/smellmeandcom#c951378 ??!! Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:13:07 -0800