Comments on Seen In The Stranger Offices

But wait! What does Obama think?!?!?

Yeah. Uh. Okay.

Not it!

I'm working from home with a bong like a normal person.

Wait, you don't smoke IN THE OFFICE, do you? That's illegal. Take that shit outside, and obey the 25-foot rule.

You can't get in the rally at 11 if you're high, you know.

They have dogs there ...

that only applies to tobacco, fnarf. Weed smoke is good for you and

Also, 10 am ain't early! by 10, I'm on my second or third.

Listen, before this turns into another one of those office witch hunts, it's just a new pipe. I'm not smoking out of it (yet), just loading in a screen. Like everyone else on staff, I don't fire up until at least noon.

Junkies, criminals, fugitives.

A Stranger intervention?

What--he's not sharing?!?

Mike in MO, does that ordinance really say "tobacco" anywhere in it? How about the state law that prohibits smoking in offices? I'm calling OSHA, dammit.

Dude, stay away from screens, they clog, taste nasty, and need lots of replacements.

Get a glass jack instead:
http://cgi.ebay.com/10-MULTICOLOR-GLASS-JACK-STYLE-PIPE-SCREENS-CARRIER_W0QQitemZ160203524047QQcmdZViewItem

Cheap, you can clean'em with denatured alcohol, and they don't have a nasty taste when heated.

Pay must be shit at the Stranger, i stopped smoking out of those awful pipes when i was 15, hell, even a Taboo pipe is a step up from that shit.

Is that a zeppelin? I like those!

Jesus Christ, children, do your neighbors and your lungs a favor and get a vaporizer.

stop. don't do it. just say no.

oh, never mind; just pay it along, would'ja?

Why don't you just welcome the SPD into your offices by providing them with photographic evidence of their 'just cause'.

Dear lord... metal? A SCREEN?

Get a real pipe! I don't see why you need a screen anyway unless you're smoking resin or shake, or you're lucky enough to have hash.

Doesn't anyone smoke *buds* out of glass tobacco pipes anymore?

jesus greg, those things are like 700 dollars.

Um, much like microwave popcorn, pot should be an "at home snack".

Remember people, it doesn't get you high in your pocket.

if i relapse tonight, its on your collective heads.

Doesn't anyone smoke *buds* out of glass tobacco pipes anymore? some of us do.

Also, obvioulsy I fucked up my HTML on 6. It should have read:

Weed smoke is good for you and your neighbor.

@7 - I agree 100% with @17. Why would someone purchase a metal pipe? What are you, a Neanderthal? If you're gonna use a metal pipe, you might as well use a crushed beer can.

What's a good vaporizer?

What's wrong with a crushed beer can?

The best pipe is an apple and a bit of tinfoil.

The best pipe is a pipe that cares. A Hillary Clinton pipe would be awesome.

@18: It's a small price to pay to avoid that dead-skunk-on-fire smell.

NaFun, how do those even work??

@28

Place them in your bowl.

So are you guys hiring?

@24: Vapir ONE v.5 (

How much?

Ha ha! HTML!

LESS THAN 1/4 the price of a Volcano online.

@32 V-ONE is $149 most online places.

I have a pre-employ drug test next week! This is Katelyn not freaking out. (And hopefully, this is Katelyn getting a new job.)

This just confirms to me that it's only potheads and stoners who are so baked they can only be drawn to the excess of celebrity for a president.